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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / September 2004How to give a raccoon a heart attack
Very carefully look through the blinds. Slooooowly unlock both deadbolts Slooooowly turn the doorknob. Slooooowly open the door. Stand and watch the raccoon eat, with his back to you. Tell him what a beautiful raccoon he is. Watch as raccoon does a backflip over the water bowl. Poor thing wasn't expecting me to be behind him. I swear he had a paw over his heart afterwards. Hugs and Purrs, Mark > Very carefully look through the blinds. > Slooooowly unlock both deadbolts [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark You are an evil, evil man. :-) Thanks for the story. Jeanette > > Very carefully look through the blinds. > > Slooooowly unlock both deadbolts [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Jeanette Giving a pet raccoon a sugar cube and watching what happens when he washes it also is high on the list. I love your stories, Mark. Thanks. Best wishes,  SignaturePolonca & Soncek > Very carefully look through the blinds. > Slooooowly unlock both deadbolts [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark >Very carefully look through the blinds. >Slooooowly unlock both deadbolts [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >Poor thing wasn't expecting me to be behind him. I swear he had a paw >over his heart afterwards. Did he say "I'm comin' Elizabeth! This is the big one!"??? ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ >Very carefully look through the blinds. >Slooooowly unlock both deadbolts [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >Hugs and Purrs, >Mark lol! Ginger-lyn In the fine newsgroup "rec.pets.cats.anecdotes", Mark Edwards <Mark-Edwards@comcast.net> artfully composed this message within <news:ehjfj0158f7knqvf849g120kebihi5r3cv@4ax.com> on 02 Sep 2004: > Very carefully look through the blinds. > Slooooowly unlock both deadbolts [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Poor thing wasn't expecting me to be behind him. I swear he had > a paw over his heart afterwards. ROTFL! I hope the kitties got to see and get a good laff too. hehehe SignatureCheryl > Very carefully look through the blinds. > Slooooowly unlock both deadbolts [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark ROTFL Thanks Mark. :-) LOL! Thanks for the story, Mark! Christine > Very carefully look through the blinds. > Slooooowly unlock both deadbolts [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark |
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