> Anyhow, just thought I would drop you a line to introduce myself.  I
> moved in here on Friday lunchtime, having spent some time with a
> charming lady near Canterbury.  Before that - well it's all a blur,

> it involves me being pregnant a lot of the time, and not really very
> well looked after.  My new people may be stupid in many respects, but
> they do know how to look after a girl, especially when she's feeling a
> mite delicate post surgery and has stitches over her belly.  Wiltshire
> ham for lunch, scraps being passed to yours truly - I could get used

> this.
>
> However, I'm not terribly impressed by the other chap living here -
> Jasper, I think his name is.  He's bigger than me, and seems to be a

> of a thug, thinking that he owns the joint.  We've already had a few
> contre-temps, and he's managed to get a couple of blows to land.  But

> least the people here make sure they sort him out fairly promptly, and
> he seems to spend a lot of time outside, so I've had a chance to

> here.
>
> I'm quite enjoying all the fuss that gets made of me here too.  I had

> captive audience this afternoon as the male of the species was

> something called the Grand Prix on television, and had nothing else to
> do except pet me.  However, he did make quite a lot of noise at

> and got most irate that the "interviews" weren't being shown, whatever
> they were.  The female just continued to play with some threads in her
> hands, and sighed loudly every so often during his rantings.  Those
> threads were obviously more exciting than the TV; I'll have to have a
> play with them myself when she's not using them, and see if I can help
> her out with making a few knots.
>
> Oh - I think I hear movement downstairs, so I'd better go.  Don't want
> them to catch me here do I?  That'll spoil the surprise!