Mischief arrives at Captain Pine Cone's quarters.  Being a cat, and
therefore unable to knock, she reaches up and lightly scratches the
door.

"Who is it?"
"Mischief, sir.  I have a question."  
"Please come in."

Mischief enters and her eyes widen. On one side of the room was a
kitty drinking fountain full of crystal clear water.  Next to it was a
large sun lamp, and beneath it was a large pillow.  Upon sniffing it,
Mischief realized that the cushion was full of  feathers, with just a
hint of catnip.  Next to that was a small table with a tiny box.  The
odor told Mischief that it was full of premium catnip.  Must the
captain's personal stash, she thought.

There were several smaller cushion throughout the room.  On the other
side was an enormous cat tree with several levels.  Next to that was
another table with a saucer and a bottle of cream.  The floor was
covered with all kinds of balls.  And in the center of the room was a
large coffee table.  No, wait, it was an aquarium.  Wait a minute, it
was an aquarium SHAPED like a coffee table.  Mischief walked up and
began looking at the fish as they darted to and fro.

"Feel free to paw at the fish all you want, but please, no pouncing."

Mischief turned in time to see Cap'n Pine Cone emerging from behind a
curtain.  Mischief saluted and was about to compliment Cap'n Pine Cone
about the aquarium when she heard a whirring noise.

"Oh, don't mind that.  It's just the automated litter box.  Please,
pull up a cushion.  How do you like the Mouser?"
"Erm, it's quite amazing Cap'n.  It's a lot better than I expected."  
"Aye, she's a fine ship.  Just wait until we take her round the coast
of El Pesca Gordo.  It's a treacherous area, but child's play for the
Mouser.  Now you had a question?"
"Yes, sir.  I was simply taking a tour of the ship, and I was
wondering if there are any areas that are off limits?"
"Hmmm, most of the ship is open to any feline.  But, yes, there are a
few areas, I would prefer you or any of the new cats stayed away
from."

He paused, and lightly batted a ball.  

"On the lower level there are the food stores.  Nikki is in charge of
all kitty food and treats, which are only given out during meal times.
I don't care how hungry you are, but there is no unauthorized
snacking.  Remember, the 'I'm starving' techinque we use on hoomins?
It doesn't work on this ship, especially against Nikki, so no begging.
And don't even think of trying to steal a snack unless you want to be
missing a few whiskers.

If you wish to go after a bird or if you spy an errant mouse or vole
on board, notify either Frank or Waffles.  Now mind you, Frank is a
beautiful tom, but don't even think about rubbing or sniffing him
unless you want to face Waffles.

If you get seasick or need medical attention, see Kitty Schottland or
Selena.

Now I know you're named Mischief for a reason, and it's feline nature
to inspect everything.  But stay out of trouble.  We have a rough trip
ahead of us, and the last thing I need is a feline who so much as
steps a toe out of line, understand?"

"Aye, Aye, sir!"

"Good.  Enjoy your tour.  Dismissed."

Mischief trots out as Cap'n Pine Cone settles down for a saucer of
cream.

To be continued.......................

Kristi