You are minding your own business in the bathroom (specifically on the
can, or in the tub) when suddenly, the door flies open, and WHAM!!!
BANGNGNGNGNGNGS!!!!!!!! on the wall. Does a maddened green giant with
bolts in his forehead come pounding in? Where is the intruder???
Oh. Look down. About ten inches off the floor.
"RRROW!"
(I *told* you not to close this door!) :P
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David Stevenson - 23 Jun 2004 00:30 GMT
>You are minding your own business in the bathroom (specifically on the
>can, or in the tub) when suddenly, the door flies open, and WHAM!!!
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>
>(I *told* you not to close this door!) :P
Nanki Poo tends to come into the bathroom by banging the door open
against the central heating behind it.

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Marina - 23 Jun 2004 04:41 GMT
"Kreisleriana" <kreisleriana2@yahoo.com> wrote in
> "RRROW!"
>
> (I *told* you not to close this door!) :P
Heh, the rule around here is Never Close A Door Unless Absolutely Necessary.
I only close the bathroom door if we have visitors.

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Kreisleriana - 23 Jun 2004 14:11 GMT
>"Kreisleriana" <kreisleriana2@yahoo.com> wrote in
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>Heh, the rule around here is Never Close A Door Unless Absolutely Necessary.
>I only close the bathroom door if we have visitors.
Do your visitors ever get uncomfortable to be escorted to the
bathroom?
I simply don't have people like that in my house. ;)
I did have a BF who had to get used to Mimi watching him do "his
business." ;)
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Marina - 23 Jun 2004 14:39 GMT
> On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 06:41:40 +0300, "Marina"
> <frankiennikki@yahoo.co.uk> yodeled:
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> Do your visitors ever get uncomfortable to be escorted to the
> bathroom?
No one's complained yet, but maybe they are only being polite. ;o)

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 23 Jun 2004 21:56 GMT
> Do your visitors ever get uncomfortable to be escorted to the
> bathroom?
> I simply don't have people like that in my house. ;)
Me, neither! My friends are usually delighted to have company.
Joyce
Mischief - 23 Jun 2004 22:14 GMT
heeheeheeheeheeheehee that was really cute!!!
Neither of my kitties do that, but Imp will scratch at a closed door
if me or my roommate is behind it. He just scratches and scratches in
hopes that someone will open the door. Awwww!!
Now, one of the dogs I grew up with(if I may talk about dogs), is
notorius for knocking into the bathroom door. Her name is Jaina. I
would come home, and head for the bathroom, but I wouldn't close the
door all the way. I start doing my business when BAM! she slams into
the door and is doing her little bouncy dance because she's so happy
to see me. It is cute, but once she did it to my father when his
parents were over. Dad was using the bathroom, when Jaina knocked the
door open and I was talking to my grandma and we both saw it. I was
laughing as I ran and shut the door. My grandma got a kick out of it.
Kristi
Denise Clere - 28 Jun 2004 13:21 GMT
thanx 4 the laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> You are minding your own business in the bathroom (specifically on the
> can, or in the tub) when suddenly, the door flies open, and WHAM!!!
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
> alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/