We had some plumbers doing some work outside today with a big machine that was
very loud. Frank got scared, and got under the dining room tablecloth, like he
does a lot lately.
The men came inside so I could pay them. I noticed one of them kept glancing
over at the big lump under the tablecloth. I said, "That's my cat. Don't act
like you see him. He thinks you can't."
The guy just said, "Oh." But there sure was a "look" between them!
Sherry
Karen Chuplis - 19 Jun 2004 05:47 GMT
> We had some plumbers doing some work outside today with a big machine that was
> very loud. Frank got scared, and got under the dining room tablecloth, like he
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>
> Sherry
ROFL!!!!
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 19 Jun 2004 08:14 GMT
>The men came inside so I could pay them. I noticed one of them kept glancing
>over at the big lump under the tablecloth. I said, "That's my cat. Don't act
>like you see him. He thinks you can't."
ROTFLMAO! Poor Frank. He should teleport over here where, I'm sure, Waffles
will soothe his frayed nerves ;-)
Cheers, helen s
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Marina - 19 Jun 2004 09:06 GMT
> ROTFLMAO! Poor Frank. He should teleport over here where, I'm sure, Waffles
> will soothe his frayed nerves ;-)
Ahem! That's the other Frank. I ain't afraid of no one.
Purrs,
Frankie
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 19 Jun 2004 09:29 GMT
>Ahem! That's the other Frank. I ain't afraid of no one.
>
>Purrs,
>Frankie
Sorry dear Frank. My deepest apologies. You'll note it's the pitifully dim
hoomin who made the error - not your beloved Waffles. But of course, you can
teleport over anytime to see her.
Gentle earscritches,
Auntie helen s
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Adrian - 19 Jun 2004 16:54 GMT
>> The men came inside so I could pay them. I noticed one of them kept
>> glancing over at the big lump under the tablecloth. I said, "That's
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>
> Cheers, helen s
Good grief! isn't one Frank enough for her. (do I hear the sound of
Finnish claws being sharpened)

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Marina - 19 Jun 2004 18:42 GMT
> Good grief! isn't one Frank enough for her. (do I hear the sound of
> Finnish claws being sharpened)
You do indeed, Adrian, and they are aiming straight at a sensitve part of
Auntie Helen's anatomy.
Hisspit
Frankie
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 19 Jun 2004 19:14 GMT
>You do indeed, Adrian, and they are aiming straight at a sensitve part of
>Auntie Helen's anatomy.
>
>Hisspit
>Frankie
Awww, Frank, I did say it was all the fault of this stupid human, apologise and
offer earscritches too. Would you like some trout as a further apology?
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Gentle, apologetic earscritches,
Auntie Helen
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Marina - 19 Jun 2004 19:26 GMT
> Awww, Frank, I did say it was all the fault of this stupid human, apologise and
> offer earscritches too. Would you like some trout as a further apology?
> <:{{{{{{{{{{<
>
> Gentle, apologetic earscritches,
> Auntie Helen
<munch, munch, munch> <leaning into scritches> <ruffled fur slowly settling
back down> <long grooming session to smooth out the last ruffles> OK, but
don't let it happen again. Hmm, I think I'd better pay my lady love a visit
so she doesn't get any ideas from her dim hoomin.
Faint purrs,
Frankie
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 19 Jun 2004 19:29 GMT
><munch, munch, munch> <leaning into scritches> <ruffled fur slowly settling
>back down> <long grooming session to smooth out the last ruffles> OK, but
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>Faint purrs,
>Frankie
Oh you have no worries about Waffles - she's a one-boycat girl.
Earscritches,
Auntie helen s
Waffles here - the human is not dim in this respect, Frank, my sweet. You are
the only boycat for me - especially when you wear those gaiters...
PPPPPPPUUUUURRRRRR
Waffles
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LOL - 20 Jun 2004 00:14 GMT
> We had some plumbers doing some work outside today with a big machine that was
> very loud. Frank got scared, and got under the dining room tablecloth, like he
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>
> Sherry
Well I am sure he was *not* hiding, Sherry! He was waiting for the
right time to ambush them from cover.
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Krista
Cheryl - 20 Jun 2004 00:20 GMT
In the fine newsgroup "rec.pets.cats.anecdotes",
Jun 2004:
> We had some plumbers doing some work outside today with a big
> machine that was very loud. Frank got scared, and got under the
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Sherry
LOL I would have liked to have seen a pic of that!

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