As some of you may know, Mr Shmoggleberry J Cat, esq., has his own e-mail
address (shmoggleberry (at) yahoo (dot) com (dot) au) which he uses to
communicate to other cats and his fans out there in cyberspace. Being a
woeful secretary for him, I don't type out too many letters on his behalf,
and subsequently the inbox doesn't receive a flood of e-mail everyday unlike
some of the other inboxes I am in charge of.

But today was a special day. Shmoggleberry got a letter he wan't expecting.
Apprantly, Joe Aseke, the first son of a very popular Black Zimbabwean
farmer who was murdered needs his help shifting  $9.5 million out of the
country, and for his trouble he will receive 10% of it when the transactions
are complete. He's racing all over the house at the thought of exactly how
many cans of hoomin toona and ounces of 'nip that would get him.

He's not exactly sure how a a grey fuzzy creature with no thumbs can help Mr
Aseke, but is positive that if anyone can, it is a member of the Superior
Species. Obviously, Mr Aseke went straight for an entity capable of dealing
with such high-faluting and complicated affairs, by-passing us mere humans
along the way.

Shmogg wants me to write back to Mr Aseke asking him what the exchange rate
bweteen Zimbabwean dollars and Whiska cans is. I am not so sure, it sounds
like alot of secretarial work for me.

What do you think?

Yowie
Ps. Fluffy also has an e-mail addy (fluffy_the_dog (at) yahoo (dot) com
(dot) au) but no-one would be mad enough to risk their money on her brains.