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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / June 2004Frog
Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? How about 1] scream, and 2] wake your husband to deal with the frog? Yes, seems right to me too. So, when a frog jumped over my foot at 3.15 am, I 1] screamed, and 2] woke my wife to deal with the frog. As for Nanki Poo and Minke, one of whom clearly had brought in the frog, they slept through all the excitement, including the twenty minutes trying to catch it.  SignatureDavid Stevenson Storypage: http://blakjak.com/sty_menu.htm Liverpool, England, UK <cat2@blakjak.com> Emails welcome Nanki Poo: SI O+W B 11 Y L+ W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P+ B+ PA+ PL SC Minke: SI W+Cp B 2 Y L W+ C++ I T A- E H++ V++ F- Q- P B PA+ PL+ SC- > Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your >foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >1] screamed, and >2] woke my wife to deal with the frog. That's where you went wrong you see. You should have screamed then woken your husband to deal with the frog. If you haven't got a husband, you deal with it yourself - quietly and without screaming. There is no need to wake your wife. I dunno, anyone would think you are a Dave ;-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- >> Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your >>foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? I"d pick it up and toss it outside. No biggie. Sherry >>> Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your >>>foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? > >I"d pick it up and toss it outside. No biggie. > >Sherry You're cool. Read about the Night of the Live Mouse in Bed <shudder>: <http://tinyurl.com/295cf> Theresa My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ >>I"d pick it up and toss it outside. No biggie. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ Oi. I wouldn't be so cool if it were a mouse in the bed. I'd probably freak clean out. Frogs are different. They're just, well...so harmless. Unless you're a fly or you believe that stuff about warts I guess. Sherry > >>I"d pick it up and toss it outside. No biggie. > >> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Sherry Nikki has brought a live vole into bed in the middle of the night a few times. It was when she was still hoping to teach me how to hunt. Did she actually think I would get up in the middle of the night to hunt? I didn't exactly scream, but I shouted NIKKI! and flapped the covers over so the poor vole fell to the floor, where it soon met its end at Nikki's paws. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki >Nikki has brought a live vole into bed in the middle of the night a few >times. It was when she was still hoping to teach me how to hunt. Did she >actually think I would get up in the middle of the night to hunt? I didn't >exactly scream, but I shouted NIKKI! and flapped the covers over so the poor >vole fell to the floor, where it soon met its end at Nikki's paws. Ooo. I used to dream something icky was in the covers and would wake up all creeped out. I'm sure Nikkie was thinking, "Well, okay, Meowmie's just not a NOCTURNAL hunter. Maybe there's hope for her yet." Sherry > > >>I"d pick it up and toss it outside. No biggie. > > >> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > exactly scream, but I shouted NIKKI! and flapped the covers over so the poor > vole fell to the floor, where it soon met its end at Nikki's paws. Ugh, I just hate it when Vino brings cockroaches into bed. It only happens maybe twice a year, but still...I'm just glad that most of the lizards are downstairs, so he's yet to bring me a lizard in bed. -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album > Nikki has brought a live vole into bed in the middle of the night a few > times. It was when she was still hoping to teach me how to hunt. Did she > actually think I would get up in the middle of the night to hunt? I didn't > exactly scream, but I shouted NIKKI! and flapped the covers over so the poor > vole fell to the floor, where it soon met its end at Nikki's paws. The gang moved a large stack of wood away from the house on Thursday. Yesterday, Squeakers found, caught, and brought in a grub that was scurrying (?) to safety in the enclosure. Fortunately I wasn't around. Jim praised him, told him what a great hunter he is, and got rid of the grub before I could see it. Not that I'm afraid of grubs, but my reaction would be less than stellar and Jim knew it. Pam S. >>>I"d pick it up and toss it outside. No biggie. >>> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >Sherry If I remember correctly, toads (not frogs) are supposed to cause warts. At least that is what I was told as a very young child. Me too Sherry.. And promptly taken a shower under scalding water afterwards. Frog pee, yuck!!! Grace > >> Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your > >>foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? > > I"d pick it up and toss it outside. No biggie. > > Sherry >Me too Sherry.. And promptly taken a shower under scalding water afterwards. >Frog pee, yuck!!! > >Grace Yeah they *are* wee-wee machines. I'm glad humans don't do that everytime we feel threatened. Sherry But we DO as children, but then it's 'trained' out of us by our parents (and embarrassment), so now it takes a MUCH bigger fright to scare the wee-wee out of us. SignatureThe ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)? email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep > >Me too Sherry.. And promptly taken a shower under scalding water afterwards. > >Frog pee, yuck!!! [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Sherry >>Me too Sherry.. And promptly taken a shower under scalding water afterwards. >>Frog pee, yuck!!! [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Sherry Speak for yourself. ;) Theresa My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ Hey!!!!I resemble that remark. >> Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your >>foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- Signature"No, I could sleep, but I must not; death is too near; he must not steal up on me. These fifteen years I have been making ready for him; I will meet him awake." Maria Theresa When Clinton lied, no one died. > Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your >foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >frog, they slept through all the excitement, including the twenty >minutes trying to catch it. Glad she saved you from the big, bad froggie! > So, when a frog jumped over my foot at 3.15 am, I > 1] screamed, and > 2] woke my wife to deal with the frog. You're lucky you have a woman to rescue you! :) Joyce > Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your > foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? ..> -- > David Stevenson Storypage: http://blakjak.com/sty_menu.htm > Liverpool, England, UK <cat2@blakjak.com> Emails welcome > Nanki Poo: SI O+W B 11 Y L+ W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P+ B+ PA+ PL SC > Minke: SI W+Cp B 2 Y L W+ C++ I T A- E H++ V++ F- Q- P B PA+ PL+ SC- To me, a frog is no big deal. I'd wet my hands under some water so that I would not harm its delicate skin and catch it and put it outside. For a toad, I wouldn't have to wet my hands. I catch lizards all the time when Cinder brings them inside. I take them out and let them go. Annie > Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your >foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >1] screamed, and >2] woke my wife to deal with the frog. It works for me! Fortunately, mine are all indoor cats; no surprises coming in through the kitty door. Regards and Purrs, O J Gritmon > Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your >foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >frog, they slept through all the excitement, including the twenty >minutes trying to catch it. ROFL!! NP and M just wanted to liven up your lives a bit. As for who disposes of it; it depends on who is equiped to handle it. So, just what do You dispose of? A mouse? spider? -- CATherine > Now tell me, all you ladies out there. If a frog jumped over your > foot at 3.15 am, what would you do? > How about > 1] scream, and 2] wake your husband to deal with the frog? > Yes, seems right to me too. > So, when a frog jumped over my foot at 3.15 am, I > 1] screamed, and 2] woke my wife to deal with the frog. > As for Nanki Poo and Minke, one of whom clearly had brought in the > frog, they slept through all the excitement, including the twenty > minutes trying to catch it. Sophie once brought in a frog. I was out of the sitting-room but DH Bob and hid friend were in there on the computers and when I went back in Sophie had joined them and right in the middle of the room was sitting a big frog. The men hadn't seen it, I know they hadn't because Bob would have shouted me in panic. I got the door mat from the front door and shooed the frog out the patio window. Sophie watched me with great interest. I'm also called for wasps, bees and spiders. Judith SignatureJudith Latham Stourbridge, West Midlands. UK. |
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