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Helen Miles - 04 Jun 2004 18:34 GMT

HRFL Tiger has really done it this time. Smug? Is he ever! Last saturday
at 2am, he decided I wasn't giving him enough attention because I was
reading RPCA, and so the little git peed all over my computer. OK, I'll
admit it was an elderly pentium 2 laptop called *Errol* (after the owl
in Harry Potter) and which was extreemly unwell, but anyway, I digress.

The result of HRFL objecting so strongly to my lack of attention meant
that Errol threw a complete hissy-fit, to such an extent, it upped and
died in a *very* spectacular manner. It is unsalvageable - to the point
that my PC expert when i went running to them about it, suggested I
sabotage it for parts and sell them on ebay.

I have finally taken delivery of a very swanky new Pentium 4 Dell, with
all the whistles and bells, and I am happy about the fact I had a
genuine reason to up-grade, but now I've disgraised myself further with
His Royal Feline Lord and Master as I have taken to keeping the study
door shut so he can't pee on this new PC when he wants something.

Suggestions on a postcard to keep the little git (sorry, HRFL Tiger
feline master and *GOD*) from yammering outside and banging the door
down please!

Helen M

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Caroline S. - 04 Jun 2004 19:27 GMT

ah, Helen, HRFL was just putting Errol out of its misery, either that, or he
didn't want you to stumble upon his half-written manifesto. To keep him
from banging on the door, get him his own laptop computer. Duh. How's a cat
supposed to get any work done in conditions like that!

-Caroline S.

> HRFL Tiger has really done it this time. Smug? Is he ever! Last saturday
> at 2am, he decided I wasn't giving him enough attention because I was
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CATherine - 05 Jun 2004 15:35 GMT

>HRFL Tiger has really done it this time. Smug? Is he ever! Last saturday
>at 2am, he decided I wasn't giving him enough attention because I was
>reading RPCA, and so the little git peed all over my computer.

You were neglecting your number one duty as a cat slave! You have been
warned with an example of the consequences! ;-)

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CATherine

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Marina - 05 Jun 2004 17:47 GMT

> HRFL Tiger has really done it this time. Smug? Is he ever! Last saturday
> at 2am, he decided I wasn't giving him enough attention because I was
> reading RPCA, and so the little git peed all over my computer.

Helen, it's your own fault for not paying him enough attention. ;o) May your
new puter live long. Have you named it yet?

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Exocat - 05 Jun 2004 18:56 GMT

I'm afraid I can't offer any printable suggestions as to how to keep
Master from asserting his right to go anywhere he chooses - I'm
obviously well trained enough to have lost all means of independent
thought - but I can empathise with your loss as Pericles my red tabby
Maine Coon peed on my expensive valve (tube) power amplifier with
deferred explosive & terminal results. Luckily it wasn't live at the
time
of his actions or he might have been permanently dissuaded from going.

Luckily the replacement sounds even better and is placed more safely,
so I'm happy. Happier than the bank manager, at least :-)
Hope yours isn't too unpleasant.

Purrs

Gordon, Bandit, Pericles & Snowball

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