Frank,

I really must protest. You are distracting Waffles from her hunting duties. It
can be the only explanation. There is a mole in my garden which is digging up
my lawn *again*....

I have asked The QueenOf All She Surveys why she hasn't caught it yet. She just
gives me a look that says, well... not to be printed in a NG that could eb read
by kittens!

Have a word with her, will you. I've already gone over on my ankle a dozen
times due to the undulating, nay mountainous condition of my lawn and my ankle
is swelling up...

Ear scritches, helen s

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