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Alan Erskine - 16 Jul 2003 00:01 GMT

I am considering penis enlargement surgery and need your advice. My penis
is only 1 inch. I can't satisfy my wife and she has threatened to leave if
I don't get bigger. I've tried everything, pumps, weights, but nothing
works. Someone told me there's a surgery that does works. Can someone
give me some information? How many inches can I add?

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Alan Erskine
alanerskine@optusnet.com.au

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Alan Erskine - 16 Jul 2003 01:02 GMT

Just another coward's forgery

This is the one thing I don't need to worry about.
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Alan Erskine
alanerskine(at)optusnet.com.au
Did John Howard lie to the Australian people?

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satguru schism - 16 Jul 2003 04:08 GMT

> I am considering penis enlargement surgery and need your advice. My penis
> is only 1 inch. I can't satisfy my wife and she has threatened to leave if
> I don't get bigger. I've tried everything, pumps, weights, but nothing
> works. Someone told me there's a surgery that does works. Can someone
> give me some information? How many inches can I add?

I had a friend who had an experimental procedure done where they take
a section of a baby elephant's trunk and implant it in the appropriate
place. After healing from the surgery, he took his girlfriend to
dinner at a swanky restaraunt. While they were chatting, eating their
salads and dinner rolls, his penis reached out of his pants, grabbed a
dinner roll, and disappeared back into his trousers.

"WOW, what was THAT?" his girlfriend exclaimed.

He explained to her about the surgery, whereupon she asked, "Can you
do that again?"

"Yes, probably," he replied, "but I don't think my a.s can take
another biscuit." (insert rim shot)

Regards,

Jack Brooks

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