Do I sense a troll?  And me without my recipe book.  Darn!

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Are you aware of what a Darwin Award is?  It refers to when someone
does something stupid that results in him or her being removed from
the gene pool, either by death or, less often, by removing the
ability to have any future offspring.  Sticking your hand in through
the cage to pet a jaguar certainly shows a Darwin Award level ot
stupidity.  I didn't view Joyce's remark as being anti-male, but
rather commenting on the zoo-visitor's foolish action.  I don't know
Joyce's sexual orientation, nor does it particularly concern me.  You
are the one making the cheap shots with your homophobic remarks.

sniff... sniff... yes, it's a troll!
Recipe time folks!

Tonight I'm preparing roast pork (it's currently in the oven). The skin was
liberally dusted with salt, freshly ground black pepper, garlic and ginger to
impart a lovely flavour to the crackling that is made... It's now in the last
stages of cooking with the heat up *high* to really get that crackling crisp

To go with it will be some new season jersey potatoes (a rare seasonal treat in
the UK), boiled, and smothered in butter with freshly chopped parsley sprinkled
on them. Also having fresh carrots and broccoli and homemade onion gravy.

YUM.

Substitute troll for the portk and cook longer to rid of nasty flavour left in
mouth ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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Are you the alternative?

Yep, and d*mn proud of my home state!! :)

Clearly, you have never heard of the Darwin awards. They are given to
people who, because of their own stupidity, are no longer capable of
passing on their genes. Usually, it's because they die before they can
have children, but there have been exceptions where the person sterilized
him/herself prior to having kids. So, that's all I was referring to, my
hysterical friend. Nothing to do with male-bashing.

Joyce

"One Two" <presoak2003@yahoo.com> wrote
<snip trolling>

I just made this pasta sauce out of bits and pieces that I found in the
fridge.

olive oil
pureed tomato
chili powder
oregano
basil
salt, pepper
mashed tomatoes
canned maize
blue cheese

Sauté the chili powder and pureed tomato in the olive oil for a minute. Add
mashed tomatoes, maize and spices. Cook a few minutes. If it is too thick,
add a couple of spoonfuls of the boiling pasta water. When pasta is cooked,
add crumbled blue cheese to sauce while draining pasta (you need at least
four hands for this ;). When cheese has melted, add pasta into sauce and
mix, making sure the sauce seeps into every fold in the pasta (I used
fusilli). Serve with freshly grated Parmesan cheese on top.

Oh good! More recipes.