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Bev - 14 May 2004 05:15 GMT

I have to face the fact that we are owned by two diabolically naughty
Burmese. Last night was the absolute pits.
DH (suffering with a sore shoulder) decided to have a spa bath. He
turned on the hot tap and let it run for a few minutes before he diluted
it with cold water later. He opened the bathroom door and Clyde
rocketed in - straight into the spa bath. He didn't linger and it was
just as well he didn't. He leapt straight out again, splashing DH with
boiling water and turning on the spa engine by landing on the 'turn on"
switch on the side of the bath.

I was watching TV in the other room when a wet cat raced past.
Was he burnt? - fortunately 'no' but he spent an hour licking off the
water.

In the meantime Bonnie was busy too. I was engrossed in a part of my
TV story when Bonnie steamed into the back of the set and everything
went off. There was a smell of burning.
Inspection showed that most of the lines had been wrenched out!
Several minutes later when I had managed to reconnect everything, my
story was over, sigh.

DH wants to know, 'does anyone want a couple of Burmese!"

Bev
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Jo Firey - 14 May 2004 05:41 GMT

You know Bev, a year ago when I was starting to look for a new kitten, I
could swear you suggested that we consider a Burmese. I've often wondered
since "what did I ever do to you?"

Very definitely laughing out loud at the antics of B & C and quite busy
enough with two Siamese.

Jo

> I have to face the fact that we are owned by two diabolically naughty
> Burmese. Last night was the absolute pits.
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> I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

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Helen Wheels - 14 May 2004 06:03 GMT

> I have to face the fact that we are owned by two diabolically naughty
> Burmese. Last night was the absolute pits.

Surely not! I can't believe that. Butter wouldn't melt in their
sweet little mouths, would it?
Helen Wheels

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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 14 May 2004 12:13 GMT

>I have to face the fact that we are owned by two diabolically naughty
>Burmese.

No, you're fibbing. Clyde would never do such a thing.

Well, he won't again, most likely ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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Steve Touchstone - 14 May 2004 19:08 GMT

>>I have to face the fact that we are owned by two diabolically naughty
>>Burmese.
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>Cheers, helen s

I don't know about that. Didn't he jump in the laundry sink several
times, or was that just Bonnie?

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Bev - 14 May 2004 20:27 GMT

> >>I have to face the fact that we are owned by two diabolically naughty
> >>Burmese.
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Between them the pair have jumped into the full laundry tub three
times!! You'd think they'd learn. The tub is empty most of the time
and they like playing in it, ditto the bath. Bonnie jumped in twice and
Clyde once. We are the ones who have learnt not to leave the laundry
door open - or even the bathroom door open because of the medicine
cabinet!!!

Bev
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Kreisleriana - 14 May 2004 13:38 GMT

>I have to face the fact that we are owned by two diabolically naughty
>Burmese. Last night was the absolute pits.
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>boiling water and turning on the spa engine by landing on the 'turn on"
>switch on the side of the bath.

I must have Monty Python on the brain, I just thought of that Monty
Pythin sketch, when the unsuccessful contestant on "Interesting
People" loses to the cat who flies through the air and lands in a
bucket. He complains, loudly, "But I'm more interesting than a wet
pussycat!"

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