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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / May 2004Titty Tickles
I had a visit from an out-of-town friend the other day. She is what you could call delicately a "well-built" woman with a fine plump bosom. She wore a frilly blouse to complete the picture. I could see Bonnie was riveted by the blouse and overhangs. She immediately made a bee-line for them. "Bonnie," I muttered in a warning tone. (I don't trust her an inch). "Ohhhhhhhh,I don't mind, she is just adorable," cooed my friend, as Bonnie landed with a thud on her knee. "Come on, kitty kitty." Bonnie didn't need a second invitation. She was about to climb Everest. With one flowing movement Bonnie aka Hillary, scaled the overhang and landed on the summit. My friend was enchanted. "She is so affectionate," friend exclaimed. "Ohhh, clever kitty." Then it happened. Friend suddenly sneezed! Bonnie has never liked a heaving surface. Her feet slipped from under her and she slid down Everest. Bonnie did what she always does - she extended the crampons. "Eeeeek, OMG," screamed the friend, "she got a claw in my nipple!!" Pandemonium reigned. Bonnie landed on her ear on the floor, friend vanished into bathroom with bottle of disinfectant, Bev, pink with embarrassment and still mouthing apologies through the door, spent a time reflecting on being owned by naughty Burmese. Bev -- I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. >She is what you >could call delicately a "well-built" woman with a fine plump bosom. Oi! I resemble that remark! ;-) On the plus side, having built-in flotation devices could be a help in a flood... Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- >>She is what you >>could call delicately a "well-built" woman with a fine plump bosom. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Cheers, helen s ROFL! I don't know how to respond to that one...except...color me drowned. Hysterical story, Bev. It is peculiar how the funniest stories are...the real life ones. Sherry > I had a visit from an out-of-town friend the other day. She is what you > could call delicately a "well-built" woman with a fine plump bosom. > She wore a frilly blouse to complete the picture. > > I could see Bonnie was riveted by the blouse and overhangs. She > immediately made a bee-line for them. Bev, I love how your stories always foreshadow disasters. This one is a catastrophe just waiting to happen. > "Eeeeek, OMG," screamed the friend, "she got a claw in my nipple!!" Owwwwwww!! > Bev, pink with > embarrassment and still mouthing apologies through the door, spent a > time reflecting on being owned by naughty Burmese. Is this the first time you've done this reflection?! :) Joyce Poor, poor Bonnie fancy being unceremoniously dumped from the summit!! Burmese always love a challenge. Bev, my little kitties enjoyed your visit the other day, someone new to attack, oops I mean play with! Lois > I had a visit from an out-of-town friend the other day. She is what you > could call delicately a "well-built" woman with a fine plump bosom. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > -- > I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Now, see, if I had been there I would have volunteered to kiss it and make it well. :-) > I had a visit from an out-of-town friend the other day. She is what you > could call delicately a "well-built" woman with a fine plump bosom. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > -- > I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.  SignatureWelshmen like to sing, but to me it sounds as if someone is jumping from a high place into a bathtub full of frogs. And every time I stepped out of the car to relieve myself, the sheep would back towards me with expectant looks on their faces. ROFL!!! -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album > I had a visit from an out-of-town friend the other day. She is what you > could call delicately a "well-built" woman with a fine plump bosom. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > -- > I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Bev <bevdun@xtra.co.nz> had some very interesting things to say about Titty Tickles: >Then it happened. Friend suddenly sneezed! Bonnie has never liked a >heaving surface. Her feet slipped from under her and she slid down [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >embarrassment and still mouthing apologies through the door, spent a >time reflecting on being owned by naughty Burmese. OWIE!!!!! I hope your friend is OK!!! [Took me several minutes to quit shielding some of my own body parts long enough to type!!] Signature"Don't mess with major appliances unless you know what you are doing (or unless your life insurance policy is up-to-date)." - John, RCFL > "Eeeeek, OMG," screamed the friend, "she got a claw in my nipple!!" You owe me a new keyboard!!! LOL! SignatureVictor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com >> "Eeeeek, OMG," screamed the friend, "she got a claw in my nipple!!" > >You owe me a new keyboard!!! LOL! Consider yourself lucky. It's a lot easier to replace a keyboard than it is a nipple... Cheers, helen s ;-) --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- >>> "Eeeeek, OMG," screamed the friend, "she got a claw in my nipple!!" >> >> You owe me a new keyboard!!! LOL! > > Consider yourself lucky. It's a lot easier to replace a keyboard than > it is a nipple... LOL, where was the beverage warning on that one? SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy, Milo & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. >> Consider yourself lucky. It's a lot easier to replace a keyboard than >> it is a nipple... > >LOL, where was the beverage warning on that one? Not funny ;-) Consider poor Janet Jackson. This is what obviously happened to her, and it seems the only replacement she could find was an ill-fitting glued on star. Look at the outrage caused by that! So there! Cheers, helen s ;-) --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- 2004: > Not funny ;-) Consider poor Janet Jackson. This is what obviously > happened to her, and it seems the only replacement she could find was > an ill-fitting glued on star. Look at the outrage caused by that! So > there! That was just plain weird looking. SignatureCheryl > >> Consider yourself lucky. It's a lot easier to replace a keyboard than > >> it is a nipple... [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Cheers, helen s ;-) Hmmm, I don't think that star was glued on. I'm pretty sure it was held on by a spike through the nipple. Perhaps it was a cat that helped pierce it though? -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album > > >> Consider yourself lucky. It's a lot easier to replace a keyboard than > > >> it is a nipple... [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > by a spike through the nipple. Perhaps it was a cat that helped pierce it > though? I'm not dead-against peircings, after all, I have pierced earlobes myself. Noses don't bother me, and at one time I was even considering having it done. Lips and eyebrow peircings seem to look good on some people, and I even had a friend who got her toungue peirced. I thought that was going abit far, but horses for courses and all that. But I can't *ever* get my head around nipple peircing (or worse!). I mean, just breast-feeding Cary makes me go cross-eyed at times, and allegdly breast feeding is supposed to feel like a wonderful bonding time with your baby. There is no way in the Porcelain Bowl that I would ever consider sticking a a spike of metal through one. The mere thought of a cat claw grazing one is enough to make me clutch at my chest and groan in sympathetic pain, let alone *voluntarily* submitting to getting one impaled! Yowie |
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