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jmcquown - 11 May 2004 02:03 GMT
I turned on the radio this afternoon and heard "Hotel California" (the
original version).  I always adored that song from the moment it was
released by The Eagles in 1976.  But, in the course of the lyrics I remember
hearing "Goodnight said the madman"... of course, it was the "nightman" (as
in desk clerk; consierge; etc.)

Jill
David Yehudah - 11 May 2004 02:34 GMT
Those are called 'mondegreens,' as in "They laid him mondegreen." Of
course you realize I have to dig out that record and check the lyrics.
:-) Actually, the only reason I ever listen to it is to admire the
guitar work.

> I turned on the radio this afternoon and heard "Hotel California" (the
> original version).  I always adored that song from the moment it was
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>
> Jill

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Welshmen like to sing, but to me it sounds as if someone is jumping from
a high place into a bathtub full of frogs. And every time I stepped out
of the car to relieve myself, the sheep would back towards me with
expectant looks on their faces.

JoJo - 11 May 2004 02:49 GMT
I used to think Jimmy Buffet was singing "jigger of salt" instead of shaker,
and a warm wind was to blame, not a woman.

There's two books out on misheard song lyrics, hysterical.  One is called
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" (Hendrix - kiss the sky).  Funny book.

> Those are called 'mondegreens,' as in "They laid him mondegreen." Of
> course you realize I have to dig out that record and check the lyrics.
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> >
> > Jill
jmcquown - 11 May 2004 02:50 GMT
> I used to think Jimmy Buffet was singing "jigger of salt" instead of
> shaker, and a warm wind was to blame, not a woman.
>
> There's two books out on misheard song lyrics, hysterical.  One is
> called "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" (Hendrix - kiss the sky).

Nawww, dear, no books needed.  www.kissthisguy.com :)

Jill
> Funny book.
>
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>> stepped out of the car to relieve myself, the sheep would back
>> towards me with expectant looks on their faces.
Marina - 11 May 2004 05:56 GMT
> I used to think Jimmy Buffet was singing "jigger of salt" instead of shaker,
> and a warm wind was to blame, not a woman.
>
> There's two books out on misheard song lyrics, hysterical.  One is called
> "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" (Hendrix - kiss the sky).  Funny book.

There used to be a web page with these mis-hearings called The Ants Are My
Friends (the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...), but it's gone
from the server. :o(

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 11 May 2004 08:49 GMT
> There used to be a web page with these mis-hearings called The Ants Are My
> Friends (the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...), but it's gone
> from the server. :o(

One of the funniest misheard lyrics sites I've ever seen is one called
Candy Apple Pee (yes, that phrase itself is a misheard lyric). It's all
Beach Boys lyrics, and some of them are absolute howlers:

http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/parton/543/cap.html

Joyce
OU812? - 11 May 2004 13:47 GMT
> I used to think Jimmy Buffet was singing "jigger of salt" instead of
> shaker, and a warm wind was to blame, not a woman.
>
> There's two books out on misheard song lyrics, hysterical.  One is
> called "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" (Hendrix - kiss the sky).
> Funny book.

hehe.. have you heard Blue by Eiffel 65?

there's a bit where it goes I'm blue dabadeedabaduy but it sounds like "I'm
blue i'm in need of a guy"

Kristy
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 11 May 2004 23:35 GMT
JoJo wrote:

> I used to think Jimmy Buffet was singing "jigger of salt" instead of
> shaker, and a warm wind was to blame, not a woman.

And then there was the "happy enchilada" song. :)

Joyce
jmcquown - 11 May 2004 02:59 GMT
> Those are called 'mondegreens,' as in "They laid him mondegreen." Of
> course you realize I have to dig out that record and check the lyrics.
> :-) Actually, the only reason I ever listen to it is to admire the
> guitar work.

Fantastic guitar work.  I always was a fan.  IIRC was a Giannini 12-string
Craviola... no, wait, that was Steve Howe from YES playing 'Mood for a Day'.
Talk about fantastic guitar work!

>> I turned on the radio this afternoon and heard "Hotel California"
>> (the original version).  I always adored that song from the moment
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>>
>> Jill
Hopitus2 - 11 May 2004 07:06 GMT
A group of friends and I regularly get together to argue vigorously over
which dude was the greatest gittar player: Jeff Beck, Eddie Van Halen, Jimmy
Hendrix, or Joe Satriani. Never reach a verdict.

: > Those are called 'mondegreens,' as in "They laid him mondegreen." Of
: > course you realize I have to dig out that record and check the lyrics.
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: >>
: >> Jill
David Yehudah - 11 May 2004 11:44 GMT
Try either Jose Feliciano or Roy Clark for guitar.

> A group of friends and I regularly get together to argue vigorously over
> which dude was the greatest gittar player: Jeff Beck, Eddie Van Halen, Jimmy
> Hendrix, or Joe Satriani. Never reach a verdict.

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Welshmen like to sing, but to me it sounds as if someone is jumping from
a high place into a bathtub full of frogs. And every time I stepped out
of the car to relieve myself, the sheep would back towards me with
expectant looks on their faces.

jmcquown - 11 May 2004 13:14 GMT
> A group of friends and I regularly get together to argue vigorously
> over which dude was the greatest gittar player: Jeff Beck, Eddie Van
> Halen, Jimmy Hendrix, or Joe Satriani. Never reach a verdict.

Please add SRV - Stevie Ray Vaughn! to the debate.  Just for me :)

Jill

>>> Those are called 'mondegreens,' as in "They laid him mondegreen." Of
>>> course you realize I have to dig out that record and check the
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>>>> Jill
Kreisleriana - 11 May 2004 19:29 GMT
>A group of friends and I regularly get together to argue vigorously over
>which dude was the greatest gittar player: Jeff Beck, Eddie Van Halen, Jimmy
>Hendrix, or Joe Satriani. Never reach a verdict.

No Clapton?

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CK - 11 May 2004 19:35 GMT
> A group of friends and I regularly get together to argue vigorously over
> which dude was the greatest gittar player: Jeff Beck, Eddie Van Halen, Jimmy
> Hendrix, or Joe Satriani. Never reach a verdict.

Richie Sambora, John "Cougar" Mellencamp, Gary Moore... (and I believe
it was Jimi Hendrix, not Jimmy...)

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Sherry - 11 May 2004 20:02 GMT
>> A group of friends and I regularly get together to argue vigorously over
>> which dude was the greatest gittar player: Jeff Beck, Eddie Van Halen,
>Jimmy
>> Hendrix, or Joe Satriani. Never reach a verdict.

OH, man. Eric Clapton. No contest.

Sherry
Hopitus2 - 12 May 2004 00:06 GMT
You are so right, it was Jimi....who left us same year same reason as Janis.
Clapton's name does indeed come up. We have difficulty enough as Eddie is
better looking than some, but the group you've thrown us (Richie, John M.)
add to this dilemma. Good looking does not a champ gittar player make,
right? IMHO Beck, Hendrix, Satriani and Clapton's looks are so-so. OTOH,
those who are dead have kinda eliminated themselves from current competition
by default. Have to keep kicking ourselves and repeating, "Cute does not
make best gittar player!". Dead or alive.

: > A group of friends and I regularly get together to argue vigorously over
: > which dude was the greatest gittar player: Jeff Beck, Eddie Van Halen, Jimmy
: > Hendrix, or Joe Satriani. Never reach a verdict.
:
: Richie Sambora, John "Cougar" Mellencamp, Gary Moore... (and I believe
: it was Jimi Hendrix, not Jimmy...)
Sherry - 12 May 2004 00:16 GMT
IMHO Beck, Hendrix, Satriani and Clapton's looks are so-so.

Oh, girlfriend. Eric Clapton so so??? I beg to differ. I think he's quite hot.
(Also, he seems to be one of the few rockers who is aging gracefully. He *and*
his music have mellowed--he's not out jumping around like a bantam rooster on
amphetamines, which is what Mick Jagger reminds me of)

Sherry
Hopitus2 - 12 May 2004 06:23 GMT
Now, you're the one who compared Eric to Mick, Sherry, and if you put it
that way, Clapton is a hottie indeed. I may not think he's *the* hottie, but
I always think about what happened to his little boy when I hear his
name....so sad beyond words, beyond hurt.
Mick J. has always reminded me of his younger frontman copier, Diamond Dave
Lee Roth. The older both of them get, the more I think "time to retire" but
they never do.

: IMHO Beck, Hendrix, Satriani and Clapton's looks are so-so.
:
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: Sherry
Sherry - 12 May 2004 14:39 GMT
>Now, you're the one who compared Eric to Mick, Sherry, and if you put it
>that way, Clapton is a hottie indeed. I may not think he's *the* hottie, but
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>Lee Roth. The older both of them get, the more I think "time to retire" but
>they never do.

OTOH, those stage antics take a great deal physical endurance, so you gotta
hand it to them -- I don't how *how*, but they must be in good physical
condition. Keith Richards was quoted once as saying "The chicks still dig me."
(???!!!!)

Sherry
Kreisleriana - 12 May 2004 13:20 GMT
> IMHO Beck, Hendrix, Satriani and Clapton's looks are so-so.
>
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>
>Sherry

Someone described the crowds on the Stones last tour as resembling a
Century Village aerobics class. :P

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Sherry - 12 May 2004 14:43 GMT
>Someone described the crowds on the Stones last tour as resembling a
>Century Village aerobics class. :P
>
>Theresa

ROFL!!!
John F. Eldredge - 12 May 2004 21:58 GMT
> IMHO Beck, Hendrix, Satriani and Clapton's looks are so-so.
>
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>
>Sherry

Mick Jagger always reminded me of a kind of fish called a grouper.
http://www.nmfs.noaa.gov/prot_res/species/fish/goliath_grouper.html
Now look at his picture on http://www.mickjagger.com/, and you will
see that the mouths are _very_ similar.

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Magic Mood Jeep? - 12 May 2004 22:19 GMT
I remember back in 1982, a radio DJ called him Moose-Lips Mick ;).  I sure
wish I'd had a BW on that one.

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Sherry - 12 May 2004 22:27 GMT
>Mick Jagger always reminded me of a kind of fish called a grouper.
>http://www.nmfs.noaa.gov/prot_res/species/fish/goliath_grouper.html
>Now look at his picture on http://www.mickjagger.com/, and you will
>see that the mouths are _ver

ROFL!! I remember catching groupers off Galveston Island. There is a definite
resemblance.

Sherry
Hopitus2 - 12 May 2004 23:08 GMT
John is right about the grouper resemblance.  I don't think appearance is
the main attraction for groupies in general.....

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Kreisleriana - 13 May 2004 00:07 GMT
>John is right about the grouper resemblance.  I don't think appearance is
>the main attraction for groupies in general.....
Ah, but what about grouper groupies?  :0

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David Yehudah - 13 May 2004 00:39 GMT
Or how about grouper groupies gropers?

>>John is right about the grouper resemblance.  I don't think appearance is
>>the main attraction for groupies in general.....
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Welshmen like to sing, but to me it sounds as if someone is jumping from
a high place into a bathtub full of frogs. And every time I stepped out
of the car to relieve myself, the sheep would back towards me with
expectant looks on their faces.

Yowie - 13 May 2004 00:50 GMT
Hendrix. Self taught, and played upside down and the wrong way round.

The others are pretty damn good too, but are just not Hendrix.

Yowie

> A group of friends and I regularly get together to argue vigorously over
> which dude was the greatest gittar player: Jeff Beck, Eddie Van Halen, Jimmy
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> : >>
> : >> Jill
Kreisleriana - 11 May 2004 19:26 GMT
>> Those are called 'mondegreens,' as in "They laid him mondegreen." Of
>> course you realize I have to dig out that record and check the lyrics.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>Craviola... no, wait, that was Steve Howe from YES playing 'Mood for a Day'.
>Talk about fantastic guitar work!

That's not the same Steve Howe who pitched for the Yankees, I guess.
;)

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Dee - 11 May 2004 14:31 GMT
Will you still need me,
Will you still feed me,
When I'm six-feet-four?

:-D

Dee
jmcquown - 11 May 2004 14:56 GMT
> Will you still need me,
> Will you still feed me,
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>
> Dee

I just SPEWED coffee over the monitor!  Thanks a lot, Dee! (still giggling
madly)
TJ - 11 May 2004 02:55 GMT
Seems others have heard Hotel California in their own way as well!  LOL.
http://www.kissthisguy.com/  (I have gone to submit lyrics here only to find
that someone else already heard the wrong way just like me)    :)

TJ

> I turned on the radio this afternoon and heard "Hotel California" (the
> original version).  I always adored that song from the moment it was
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Jill
Seanette Blaylock - 11 May 2004 07:41 GMT
"jmcquown" <jmcquown@bellsouth.net> had some very interesting things
to say about OT: Mis-heard song lyrics:

>I turned on the radio this afternoon and heard "Hotel California" (the
>original version).  I always adored that song from the moment it was
>released by The Eagles in 1976.  But, in the course of the lyrics I remember
>hearing "Goodnight said the madman"... of course, it was the "nightman" (as
>in desk clerk; consierge; etc.)

Your version makes sense to me. :-)

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jmcquown - 11 May 2004 13:15 GMT
> "jmcquown" <jmcquown@bellsouth.net> had some very interesting things
> to say about OT: Mis-heard song lyrics:
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>
> Your version makes sense to me. :-)

Given the nature of the hotel... you're right!
 
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