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Kreisleriana - 26 Apr 2004 19:34 GMT I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I talk to Stinky the same way she talked to me and my brother when we were toddlers. "What's for breakfast today? Why don't we go see?"
She pointed it out to me when she heard me say "birdies" as in "Do you see the birdies outside?" to him. She said, ""Birdies'?? What the hell is the matter with you?" ;)
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Hopitus2 - 26 Apr 2004 20:29 GMT Talk to the cats all the time. When sounds of a skirmish nearby (short howls, growling) reach my ears, I sternly yell, "Why are we fighting?"......they then scatter. It's always BT Rowdy's fault; the girls don't ever start anything. It's really funny to watch; he sidles up to them w/that challenging glare (hard to do if you're like blind!) and whacks out w/his clawless paw, hard. They either turn tail or if cornered rake his nose leather w/a fully armed paw. Rowdy never learns, but he knows from my voice when to run.
: I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, : sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] : claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. : (Aldous Huxley) Karen - 26 Apr 2004 20:33 GMT Guilty. I try not to, but it just happens.
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> I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, > sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. > (Aldous Huxley) Takayuki - 26 Apr 2004 20:51 GMT >I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, >sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >see the birdies outside?" to him. >She said, ""Birdies'?? What the hell is the matter with you?" ;) I think we all know what you mean. Cats *are* like little kids! I don't know whether I talk to cats as though they were babies, or if I talk to babies like they were cats. :)
"Birdies" isn't too bad. It's a term that's even used by professional golfers. Of course, mice have to become "mousies".
This is an old clip that most people here have probably seen before, but it's of me talking to Betty:
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Takayuki9z/movie1.html
I often ask Betty, "Would you like lappy time?" and "Would you like brushie-brush?" I must sound so retarded when I'm with kittypussums. :)
Hopitus2 - 26 Apr 2004 21:54 GMT Oh, yes. When I'm working at kitchen counter, Maluce jumps up onto sink rim and bellows for me to turn on water "fast drip"speed......then I have to give her a full body petdown and coax, "Get drinkie now" before she turns her head sideways and starts lapping the drip up. They all also know the popular phrase, "want more food?".......
: >I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, : >sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] : brushie-brush?" I must sound so retarded when I'm with kittypussums. : :) O J - 26 Apr 2004 23:11 GMT >Oh, yes. When I'm working at kitchen counter, Maluce jumps up onto sink rim >and bellows for me to turn on water "fast drip"speed......then I have to >give her a full body petdown and coax, "Get drinkie now" before she turns >her head sideways and starts lapping the drip up. My little boy Sumo likes to drink from the tap, but though I've seen him turn his head sideways to drink, his preferred method is to stick his forehead under the stream, and lap it up as it runs down his face. Part of his reasoning (if you can call it that) is probably that he can then run to Lynda who will dry his face while saying, "Who is this boy with the wet face? Oh, my little man has such a wet face ... "
>They all also know the popular phrase, "want more food?"....... This one seems to be understood by all the cats I know.
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John F. Eldredge - 27 Apr 2004 01:26 GMT >>Oh, yes. When I'm working at kitchen counter, Maluce jumps up onto >>sink rim and bellows for me to turn on water "fast [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >"Who is this boy with the wet face? Oh, my little man has such a >wet face ... " There are apparently quite a few cats that like to drink by repeatedly dipping their foot in the water, then licking their foot. I have had a couple of them. This behavior has always seemed strange to me, given the way cats react if they get wet involuntarily.
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Bob M - 27 Apr 2004 16:46 GMT > >Oh, yes. When I'm working at kitchen counter, Maluce jumps up onto sink rim > >and bellows for me to turn on water "fast drip"speed......then I have to [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > is this boy with the wet face? Oh, my little man has such a wet face > ... " Now that's using your head.
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CajunPrincess - 27 Apr 2004 07:49 GMT > >I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, > >sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > brushie-brush?" I must sound so retarded when I'm with kittypussums. > :) You are not alone.
With Prissy (RB), who was my little "child" till she passed away last year, I used to ask her what kind of "foodie" she wanted or remark on how she was almost out of "wah-wah". :-)
I don't do it as much with the guys I have now, somehow the fact that they're so much bigger makes a difference plus they don't "talk" like Prissy did. I *do* refer to Kona's rear feet as his "Twinkies" when I'm holding him or showing him to other people because they're the size of Twinkies. Then I started referring to his front paws as his "cupcakes" to keep things balanced. I occasionally talk to Sabastian about his "tuftie toes" cause he's got tufts of fur that stick out between the toes of his rear feet.
Kreisleriana - 27 Apr 2004 13:48 GMT >> >I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, >> >sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] >about his "tuftie toes" cause he's got tufts of fur that stick out >between the toes of his rear feet. Oh gosh, I hear ya. I usually only throw in the odd word of "special cat interest"-- e.g. "birdies." But it's always open season on Stinky's "little pinky nosie." :P
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O J - 27 Apr 2004 17:36 GMT ---------------------<snip>----------------------
>I occasionally talk to Sabastian >about his "tuftie toes" cause he's got tufts of fur that stick out >between the toes of his rear feet. We've shortened that to "tuffy-toes".
Regards and Purrs, O J
Takayuki - 27 Apr 2004 19:11 GMT >I don't do it as much with the guys I have now, somehow the fact that >they're so much bigger makes a difference plus they don't "talk" like [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >about his "tuftie toes" cause he's got tufts of fur that stick out >between the toes of his rear feet. Oh yes! Cat feet have to get little baby names. When I'm clipping Betty's claws, it goes something like, "Give me your other pawsies. See, sharp clawsies!" <snip
Jo Firey - 26 Apr 2004 21:12 GMT I talk to me pets the way I would have talked to my kids except it would have scared them for life. I get to use the full range of "pet" names with them that the kids would never have tolerated. And you can be silly or rude or profane or what ever suits you just as long as you are talking to them. Here is Rosie Butts now looking for her human teething ring.
Jo
> I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, > sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. > (Aldous Huxley) Kreisleriana - 27 Apr 2004 00:49 GMT >I talk to me pets the way I would have talked to my kids except it would >have scared them for life. I get to use the full range of "pet" names with [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Jo My cousin refers to her little dog as "the snooze alarm on my biological clock." ;)
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Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. (Aldous Huxley)
Cheryl - 27 Apr 2004 00:35 GMT > I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, > sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > see the birdies outside?" to him. > She said, ""Birdies'?? What the hell is the matter with you?" ;) Guilty, also. Speaking of mothers, mine was over here yesterday and we went to a craft show. When we were leaving, she shut off the TV and I told her to leave it on, for the cats. lol She gave me the funniest look when I explained it was for noise so they'd think I was still around somewhere, maybe outside working in the yard. When we got back, the TV had been MUTED. Probably Shamrock. ;)
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jmcquown - 27 Apr 2004 01:05 GMT > I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, > sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Theresa Funny, I don't talk to children/babies like that. I'm a firm believer children learn how to speak by the way you talk to them. But animals are a different story. You can cuss, fuss, cuddle, coo and coddle them all day long with silly words and it matters not one whit because they are never going to talk back to you beyond a meow or a woof or a chirp :)
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Marina - 27 Apr 2004 04:28 GMT > Funny, I don't talk to children/babies like that. I'm a firm believer > children learn how to speak by the way you talk to them. But animals are a > different story. You can cuss, fuss, cuddle, coo and coddle them all day > long with silly words and it matters not one whit because they are never > going to talk back to you beyond a meow or a woof or a chirp :) I'm the same, I've never talked baby talk to a baby. I remember too well being a young child and having grown-ups talk to me that way, and since my parents talked to me properly, I was confused about the baby talk.
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jmcquown - 27 Apr 2004 16:21 GMT >> Funny, I don't talk to children/babies like that. I'm a firm >> believer children learn how to speak by the way you talk to them. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > and since my parents talked to me properly, I was confused about the > baby talk. Yep, and it seems a bit condescending, too.
JoJo - 27 Apr 2004 01:20 GMT Guilty - I talk to the critters all the time, like they understand a single word I'm saying! I even sing to them. Remember "Mellow Yellow"? ("well they call him mellow yellow...") (Am I dating myself, only line I remember) - anyway, I substitute Yurtle Turtle for my little foster (the one that got bit by the dog....he's doing very well! May have a possible real home!).
You should hear my boyfriend talk to his dog, it's downright scary. :)
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> I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, > sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. > (Aldous Huxley) Kreisleriana - 27 Apr 2004 13:34 GMT >Guilty - I talk to the critters all the time, like they understand a single >word I'm saying! I even sing to them. Remember "Mellow Yellow"? ("well [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >JoJo Aw, that's cute. I insert Stinky's name into all kinds of songs. E.G., there's an old Big Band song (even older than "Mellow Yellow"!) called "Daddy" and I sing that to Stinky all the time:
"Stinky, I want a diamond ring, Cashmere everything, Hey! Stinky! You ought to get the best for me!"
The utter futility of such a request is part of the fun. ;)
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Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. (Aldous Huxley)
JoJo - 27 Apr 2004 21:57 GMT Too funny - remember the "I get knocked down I get up again" song by Chumbawamba? Well Stumbles has neuro problems and falls down, but gets up - I figured it was his theme song. Oh he hates it when I sing that to him and dance with him - hey crazy hoomin put me down, I might have problems but I'm not nuts! :)
> >Guilty - I talk to the critters all the time, like they understand a single > >word I'm saying! I even sing to them. Remember "Mellow Yellow"? ("well [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. > (Aldous Huxley) JP Hobbs - 27 Apr 2004 11:20 GMT If I ever tell the kids I said this or that, such as I told him not to do that, they invariably ask 'and did he answer you mum' or 'and what did he say' lol Jean.P.
> I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, > sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful. > (Aldous Huxley) Laurence - 28 Apr 2004 10:08 GMT heh, yep, everyone talks to our cat like its a baby. The fact that this is our office kitty doesn't come into it. I've seen clients come up and talk to him :) He's also supremem master of the ol telecatisis powers. New guy was sitting in his chair, said "Why does this cat come in here?" then picked him up, put him on his lap and started stroking him! "Gee, let me think..."
CATherine - 28 Apr 2004 03:59 GMT >I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, >sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >see the birdies outside?" to him. >She said, ""Birdies'?? What the hell is the matter with you?" ;) I am so used to talking baby talk to my cats that i have used baby words to my clients. To wit: after a shower, brushing loose hair off, "Oh, you are shedding! Let Mommy brush the loose fur off!" or...to a quadriplegic, "do you want your blankie?" To another client I talk about "poopie" instead of BM.
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Adrian - 28 Apr 2004 14:10 GMT > I wonder how many of us talk some kind of baby talk to our cats, > sometimes even without necessarily realizing it. My mother says I [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > see the birdies outside?" to him. > She said, ""Birdies'?? What the hell is the matter with you?" ;) With me it's the other way round, if I'm holding a baby I talk to it as if it were a cat. Does the ickle baby want his tummy tickled? ;-) -- Adrian (Owned by Snoopy, Milo & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat.
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