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jmcquown - 10 Apr 2004 15:15 GMT
Scott McKenzie is?

Younger folks might not... he had a 'hit' in 1967.  'San Francisco (Be Sure
to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)'.

For some reason, a couple of years ago he and I fell into trading email
exchanges.  Just so happens he has a cat named Spider.  From time to time,
Persia will get an email from Spider.  Spider sent Persia a rather funny
email about my trip to Dallas.  While I was taking a shower, Persia sent
Spider an email which reads thusly:

"My human is currently occupied doing silly things like drenching herself in
water; have you ever figured out why they do that?  Why don't they just
bathe like normal cats do?

I'm taking this moment to ask, what is your favourite food?  I do my best to
con my human out of things like chips and crackers.  I go so far as to reach
up and snag them out of her fingers if she isn't fast enough, hand-to-mouth.
Once, I was lucky - she left a freshly grilled hamburger on a plate on the
coffee table for less than 30 seconds.  I managed to take half of it off the
bun before she returned.  It was a very unusual but tasty hamburger.   It
had sliced mushrooms and minced water chestnuts in it! I think I tasted some
teriyaki sauce in there, too.

Silly human, she scolded me, then she started laughing.  I don't think I'll
ever figure humans out.

I have yet to steal a fish, but I have a plan.  The weather is nice so I
know she'll start grilling fish sometime soon.  For some reason she won't do
this when it rains, which doesn't make sense since she drenches herself in
water daily.  What's the difference?  If you know, please tell me. It might
help to speed up the plan for stealing some nice grilled tilapia or salmon.

Purrs,
Persia"

SNEAKY CATS!  ROFL

Jill
Hopitus2 - 10 Apr 2004 15:27 GMT
I remember that pop song....like the anthem of the 60's! Yes, cats are
sneaky...and much smarter than us hoomins or d-pets. No wonder they are our
short furry masters.

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Sherry - 10 Apr 2004 15:49 GMT
>Scott McKenzie is?
>
>Younger folks might not... he had a 'hit' in 1967.  'San Francisco (Be Sure
>to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)'.

Oh of course. Who *doesn'*t remember that song? I can still hear that tune
wafting out of my sister's AM radio in the room we shared. I loved it, there
was just something meloncholy about the artist's voice that lent itself so well
to that tune.
And he has a cat named Spider! What a neat name.

Sherry
jmcquown - 10 Apr 2004 16:26 GMT
>> Scott McKenzie is?
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> Sherry

What a great song, yes?  It's a shame he never did anything else.

He claims Spider is FAT and so is he!  Scott turned 65 in January.  He said
he spent his birthday with Spider walking all over his back, giving him a
back-rub! :)

He's is a really great guy to correspond with.  He told me all about this
"walk" he takes every year.  You may know, his best friend was John Phillips
from the Mama's & the Papa's.  In fact, John's daughter, McKenzie Phillips,
was named after Scott.  John Phillips' father was killed in Korea and buried
in Arlington National Cemetary in Washington, DC.  Every year on the
anniversary of his death, Scott walks from the VietNam Memorial, down to the
cemetary across a foot-bridge (IIRC); lays a flower on John's fathers'
grave, then walks back.

I'll have to ask what he does with Spider when he's on his annual mecca.  I
get the impression, but don't know for sure, that S. McKenzie resides
somewhere in Arizona.  He won't tell me for sure.  He's probably afraid I'll
show up with Persia and introduce her to Spider ROFL

Jill
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 10 Apr 2004 17:02 GMT
>Scott McKenzie is?

Not personally, but as a kid, "Are you going to San Francisico" was the first
ever record I bought :-) I still love it.

Cheers, helen s

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jmcquown - 10 Apr 2004 17:08 GMT
>> Scott McKenzie is?
>
> Not personally, but as a kid, "Are you going to San Francisico" was
> the first ever record I bought :-) I still love it.
>
> Cheers, helen s

Apparently I know him 'personally', even though we've never met!  It's fun
to exchange emails with him and his cat, Spider :)

Jill

> --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
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> --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is
> switched off--
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 10 Apr 2004 17:11 GMT
>Apparently I know him 'personally', even though we've never met!  It's fun
>to exchange emails with him and his cat, Spider :)
>
>Jill

Well, you can pass on that it was my first ever record I bought as a kid, and I
still love it. I wish him well, whatever he's doing with his life.

Cheers, helen s

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--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--
Ginger-lyn Summer - 10 Apr 2004 20:13 GMT
Cool!  I still have my single of that song (gives away *my* age,
doesn't it?  lol!).  Tell Scott and Spider the rpca crew says "Hi",
and be sure that when Persia steals that fish, she sends some to
Spider ;-)

Ginger-lyn

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>Jill
jmcquown - 10 Apr 2004 20:20 GMT
> Cool!  I still have my single of that song (gives away *my* age,
> doesn't it?  lol!).

Heh, the fact that I know the song and correspond with him sort of gives
mine away too, eh? :)

Tell Scott and Spider the rpca crew says "Hi",
> and be sure that when Persia steals that fish, she sends some to
> Spider ;-)
>
> Ginger-lyn

Will Do!  Here's what Spider wrote to Persia on 4/7:

"Dear Persia:

   Please be careful when navigating territory anywhere near your human
charge.  She is in a state, known mainly to female humans, variously
described as "lovesick," "euphoric" and "dazed."  While in this condition
she might very well walk right into and/or over you.  She might even forget
to feed you!  If this happens, do not hesitate to call 911.

    Be patient, Persia.  Yes, she may seem foolish to you right now, but
that's because she is in love, which for humans is similar to when cats are
in heat, only a lot, A LOT more complicated.

   More than likely, she been cooing, cuddling and babytalking to you even
more than usual lately, especially when talking about a certain male human,
whom you have not yet encountered, but probably will sometime in the future.

   For that meeting I recommend a wonderful book called "The Silent Miaow,"
translated from the feline by Paul Gallico. The original feline text was
written (typed) by a cat who believed that her fellow felines, especially
the
younger ones, needed a handbook on how to ingratiate themselves with human
families, especially males. According to her, the ultimate feline weapon
against human resistance to kitties is the silent miaow.  But you probably
already know that, don't you...

   The next time Jill goes away to meet this man, demand that she take you
with her.  She won't, of course, but it will be fun making a fuss.  She will
probably board you again.  OK, then let her.  But this time, just as she
turns
to leave, look up at her pitifully and give her your most devastating silent
miaow.

   Actually, maybe you shouldn't do that at all.  What Jill did took a
great deal of courage; she risked her whole heart.  In fact, humans often
call what she did "leading with the heart."

   Please keep me posted on your human's progress, Persia.  Remember that
she is in fragile condition, which means that now would be a good time to
con her into giving you extra treats, expensive food, etc.

Love and miaows,
Spider"

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>> Jill
polonca12000 - 10 Apr 2004 21:25 GMT
I know that song too, it is often aired on radio here in Slovenia. I hope
the author knows we are listening to his song (if not, maybe you can tell
him).
Best wishes,
Signature

Polonca & Soncek

> Heh, the fact that I know the song and correspond with him sort of gives
> mine away too, eh? :)
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> > Cool!  I still have my single of that song (gives away *my* age,
> > doesn't it?  lol!).
jmcquown - 10 Apr 2004 23:43 GMT
> I know that song too, it is often aired on radio here in Slovenia. I
> hope the author knows we are listening to his song (if not, maybe you
> can tell him).
> Best wishes,

I just did, Polonca!  Told him you have a cat named Soncek and that your cat
may well start sending email if you don't watch out!  We'll see if he (or
his cat, Spider) replies!

Jill

"jmcquown" <jmcquown@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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>> Heh, the fact that I know the song and correspond with him sort of
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>>> Cool!  I still have my single of that song (gives away *my* age,
>>> doesn't it?  lol!).
LOL - 11 Apr 2004 06:26 GMT
> Scott McKenzie is?
>
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> email about my trip to Dallas.  While I was taking a shower, Persia sent
> Spider an email which reads thusly:

(snippety)

How cool!  Are you thinking of inviting him to join the group?  Spider
may need a vacation/pirate voyage.  :-)

------
Krista
Who also remembers that song, and still hears it a lot
jmcquown - 11 Apr 2004 07:07 GMT
>> Scott McKenzie is?
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> Krista
> Who also remembers that song, and still hears it a lot

Unfortunately, Scott suffers from bipolar disorder (manic-depression) and
sometimes months go by without him answering an email or sending me one.  He
also claims to be computer illiterate outside of email.  So we just enjoy,
vicariously via email, chatting with him and Spider.

Jill
 
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