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Mark Edwards - 04 Apr 2004 03:19 GMT

I just fixed dinner (yummy barbeque ribs), and went into the kitchen
to get a fudgesicle for dessert. What greeted me in the freezer was
one fudgesicle stacked on top of another, and the box in the trash.

I suddenly recalled that last night I got up and went into the kitchen
for a glass of water. While I was in there, for no apparent reason, I
had taken all the fudgesicles out of the box, stacked them in the
freezer, and thrown the empty box away.

I suppose that this is proof that the Mothership has perfected their
mind control lasers, and that initial testing is underway...

This could also explain why Little Feet has been keeping a close eye
on me all day.

Hugs and Purrs,
Mark

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John F. Eldredge - 04 Apr 2004 04:48 GMT

>I just fixed dinner (yummy barbeque ribs), and went into the kitchen
>to get a fudgesicle for dessert. What greeted me in the freezer was
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>This could also explain why Little Feet has been keeping a close eye
>on me all day.

It could be worse. National Public Radio had a segment a few days
ago about people who are trying to lose weight, but eat high-calorie
food while sleepwalking, resulting in a net weight gain (yes, this is
a real, documented phenomenon, not just an excuse). You could have
opened the freezer and found that all of the fudgesicles were gone,
with no memory of what had happened to them.

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Kreisleriana - 04 Apr 2004 20:06 GMT

>I just fixed dinner (yummy barbeque ribs), and went into the kitchen
>to get a fudgesicle for dessert. What greeted me in the freezer was
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>had taken all the fudgesicles out of the box, stacked them in the
>freezer, and thrown the empty box away.

What's weird about that? I do it all the time. The ice cream pops
take up less room in the freezer than the box does.

Theresa
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 15 Apr 2004 11:23 GMT

>>I just fixed dinner (yummy barbeque ribs), and went into the kitchen
>>to get a fudgesicle for dessert. What greeted me in the freezer was
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>>had taken all the fudgesicles out of the box, stacked them in the
>>freezer, and thrown the empty box away.

> What's weird about that? I do it all the time. The ice cream pops
> take up less room in the freezer than the box does.

OK, but in the dead of night? :)

Joyce

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