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Mugged for my lunch

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Shirley - 06 Sep 2003 00:27 GMT
Ok, this isn't quite as bad as it sounds :-)

I visit my friend and help with her foster cats 3 afternoons a week
and I have to leave home just before my lunchtime. I have quite a
strict regime for eating - small quantities every 3 hours - to keep my
blood glucose levels stable (not diabetic but prone to hypo's) so I
take my lunch time sandwich with me and eat it before going to feed
and play with kitties.

My friend has a cat called Mole who she hand reared and he thinks he
should have a share of any human food being eaten - you can see where
this is going can't you ?

I sit on the sofa and take my sandwich from it's wrapping and suddenly
there are a dozen eyes staring intently at me and I get an
uncomfortable feeling of eyes boring into the back of my head. I try
and ignore it and take a bite of my sandwich when suddenly from behind
me a paw appears and tries to hook my lunch, the paw is followed by a
large furry head which takes advantage of my surprise and steals a
quick bite from my lunch. So there I sit surrounded by cats who are
staring intimidatingly at me, sharing my sandwich bite for bite with a
large black and white cat called Mole........ now if I only knew what
Mole offered the other cats as a reward for helping him mug me for my
lunch I might be able to come up with a better offer !

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Shirley
see my cats at
http://communities.msn.co.uk/Friendsfamilyandfelines2
http://uk.msnusers.com/friendsfamilyandfelines3
Christine Burel - 06 Sep 2003 01:12 GMT
> Ok, this isn't quite as bad as it sounds :-)
>
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> http://communities.msn.co.uk/Friendsfamilyandfelines2
> http://uk.msnusers.com/friendsfamilyandfelines3

I would've been intimidated!  Cute story!
Christine
m. L. Briggs - 06 Sep 2003 01:19 GMT
>Ok, this isn't quite as bad as it sounds :-)
>
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>Mole offered the other cats as a reward for helping him mug me for my
>lunch I might be able to come up with a better offer !

Lesson learned:  next time fix a sandwich for them also!  MLB
Marina - 06 Sep 2003 07:00 GMT
> Ok, this isn't quite as bad as it sounds :-)
>
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> Mole offered the other cats as a reward for helping him mug me for my
> lunch I might be able to come up with a better offer !

LOL! That is hilarious, Shirley! Next time, maybe you have to bring Mole his
own sandwich.

--
Marina
Norm - 06 Sep 2003 16:19 GMT
> I sit on the sofa and take my sandwich from it's wrapping and suddenly
> there are a dozen eyes staring intently at me and I get an
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Mole offered the other cats as a reward for helping him mug me for my
> lunch I might be able to come up with a better offer !

LOL  Until recently The Beast has always acted his name but he has
mellowed significantly in 3 years.  But.  I reently sucuumbed to a
temptation and got some turkey bologna on sale. I mean, it's not that
I'm a vegan, occasionally I must have a relapse and the thought of
bologna on whole wheat with raw onions and mayo or horseradish, Yum.
It's been decades.  But when I sat down and reached for the paper, Beast
reverted to form and took a snatched bite.  The only evidence was his
self-satisfied smirk as he munched - the rest of my snack was with one
eye on Beastie!  


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Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian
principle of the survival of the vulgarist.    -- Oscar Wilde
polonca12000 - 06 Sep 2003 18:54 GMT
ROFL! Great story! Thanks.
Best wishes,
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Polonca & Soncek

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