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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / March 2004For the Humor Comittee (OT)
An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?" The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense." >An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep > having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the >next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?" > >The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense." <GROAN> That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it with my co-workers, who love puns.  SignatureJohn F. Eldredge -- john@jfeldredge.com PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu "Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria >>An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep >> having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] ><GROAN> That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it >with my co-workers, who love puns. Worst Joke Ever. ;) The worst joke ever would have to be the one about the two elephants passing a small pond, when suddenly one of them grabbed a branch in his trunk and started beating a turtle with it. "What did you do that for?" the other elephant asked. "Once about twenty years ago I was getting a drink of water here, and that turtle bit me on the trunk." "Really? How do you know it was the same turtle?" "Oh," the turtle walloper said, (pause for drum roll) "I have turtle recall." >>>An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep >>>having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Worst Joke Ever. ;) aaaaahhhhh - groan! Thanks, Dave! Christine > The worst joke ever would have to be the one about the two elephants > passing a small pond, when suddenly one of them grabbed a branch in his [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > > > Worst Joke Ever. ;) > The worst joke ever would have to be the one about the two elephants > passing a small pond, when suddenly one of them grabbed a branch in [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > "Oh," the turtle walloper said, (pause for drum roll) "I have turtle > recall." <GROAN> Glad to see you're back on form Dave. If you try a little harder I'm sure you could come up with a worse joke. ;-) SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy, Milo & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. >>>An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep >>> having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Worst Joke Ever. ;) But shows a quick wit! > An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep > having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next > night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?" > > The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense." Bad pun. Bad! Bad pun! Sit! Pam S. groaning |
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