ROFL!! I needed that laugh to start my day.

CATherine

Soitenly!

Stinky came into a household with a reigning cat, Mimi (RB), who
looked exactly like a little nun.  Even when he grew to several times
her size, she would still whack him on the head whenever she thought
he was getting too goofy (which was often).

Theresa
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Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)

LOL! That's a good story, got me laughing at the keyboard. :)
Jazz & his mama

On Fri, 19 Mar, Joyce wrote:

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    Speaking of ear biting, my friends' cat Patches put the best
fake-out move I've seen on one of their other cats, Rocky.  Patches
was queen of the house, and on coming into the kitchen one time, Rocky
came up to Patches to pay his respects with a kitty nose touch.
Patches turned her head away and Rocky followed her nose around to the
side.  

    Patches then turned back into Rocky, who had left his ear open,
and took a chomp at it.  I was hysterical and went back into the
living room to tell Joe and Marianne.  Later, on going back into the
kitchen, I saw Patches making it up to Rocky by spooning with him and
giving him kitty love licks on the ears and head.

    I guess that Patches just needed to reaffirm her dominance before
the kitty loving.

Regards and Purrs,
O J

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Nyuck nyuck nyuck...
--
From the one-and-only Holy Moses?

And of course Roxy was saying something along the line of "Stoopid
kid-cats, just do what I do and maybe some day, in the far distant
future, you'll learn how to hunt!"

and muttering "But probably not, numbskull"

LOL!  Too funny :-)
--
Britta
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album

Two or three weeks agoWilson was sitting on the corner of the table
nearest the fan he was looking up at it entirely absorbed, suddenly
I thought of that picture of the cat swinging on the fan, and jumped
up to turn the fan off, Wilson immediately changed his attention to
a picture of 4 white kittens that is hung on my wall above the sofa.
he jumped to the back of the sofa and reached up to the pic;
and stretching up started pawing at the bottom part of the frame
ignoring me as I told him to remove himself from there,I watched
him for a while as he travelled from  one end of the sofa to the other on
his two back legsand then got my camera out, I snapped off a few pics, and
he tried to lift thecorner of the picture,I had realised by this time that
he had obviously been
watching a fly or something that had moved when I turned its roundabout
off eventually he managed to get his paw under the pic;and it must have
dropped, cause he began looking down on the floor, not seeing it he went
back to messing with my lovely picture, in the proccess tearing the paper
border that runs round the room seperating two colours. Thats when I drew a
halt to his fun, I had a few snaps and some torn wallpaper. Enough! I
found the Large moth*some fly* behind the sofa after Wilson had sulked
and skulked off presumably to bed.it wasn't too badly damaged so I
put it on the veranda wall, and after sticking the border back up, I skulked
off to bed myself, which is where I'm going right now!  goodnight  Jean.P.