Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / March 2004
You move you lose
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Steve Touchstone - 04 Mar 2004 04:31 GMT There I was, relaxing in the recliner watching the news, when Rocky came to the door and announced he was ready to come inside. Since Little Bit was napping on the raised footrest, I had to be careful getting out of the chair, but managed to get up and open the door for the Rock.
At least I thought I had managed not to wake her, but when I turned back I saw that Little Bit had shifted to the chair seat as soon as I got up, and now Sammy was now on the footrest. They were acting like they'd been napping there all along, and putting on performances worthy of an Oscar. I have to admit Little Bit's performance was better, since Sammy kept cocking her ears at me, and I could tell she was snickering at me.
Oh well, it was about dinner time anyway. If I put out some food I figured they would follow me to the kitchen. So, I went and opened up a can, but only Rocky came to eat. I decided to make a cup of coffee, hoping that they'd give up the chair if I acted like I wasn't interested.
Big mistake! I finished making coffee and returned to the living room to find not one, not two, but all three cats now sacked out on my chair. Sammy now had her snickers under control, so she and Little Bit looked like they had been asleep there for hours. Rocky is new to the acting business - his posture was ok, but his eyes were obviously open as he watched me come in the room. What'd I do? What could I do? I gave up on getting my chair back and turned on the computer.
5 minutes later I heard a noise in the kitchen and looked up to see Sammy eating, and Little Bit on her way back into the living room after finishing her dinner. I turned around, to find Rocky laying in front of the patio door watching cat TV (AKA the bird feeders).
Anyone care to guess how many cats were in the recliner after everyone had eaten and returned to the living room? Zero, zip, nada. Sammy took her after-dinner nap in her carrier - Little Bit took hers on the couch - Rocky fell asleep in front of the Cat TV.
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Sherry - 04 Mar 2004 04:49 GMT >Big mistake! I finished making coffee and returned to the living room >to find not one, not two, but all three cats now sacked out on my >chair. Tsk, tsk Steve. You don't really think it's *your* chair now, do you??
Sherry
jmcquown - 04 Mar 2004 06:43 GMT >> Big mistake! I finished making coffee and returned to the living room >> to find not one, not two, but all three cats now sacked out on my [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Sherry No kidding! Persia loves the warm spot I just vacated on the sofa... no amount of coaxing will get her to give it up without a (friendly) growl.
Jill
Seanette Blaylock - 04 Mar 2004 07:16 GMT "jmcquown" <jmcquown@bellsouth.net> had some very interesting things to say about Re: You move you lose:
>>> Big mistake! I finished making coffee and returned to the living room >>> to find not one, not two, but all three cats now sacked out on my chair. >> Tsk, tsk Steve. You don't really think it's *your* chair now, do you?? >No kidding! Persia loves the warm spot I just vacated on the sofa... no >amount of coaxing will get her to give it up without a (friendly) growl. Felix, DH, and I tend to all like the same spot on the sofa. :-)
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:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL Lisa Katt - 04 Mar 2004 22:09 GMT Seanette Blaylock skrev i meddelandet ...
>>No kidding! Persia loves the warm spot I just vacated on the sofa... no >>amount of coaxing will get her to give it up without a (friendly) growl. > >Felix, DH, and I tend to all like the same spot on the sofa. :-) >-- I can see you stacking up - DH with you on his lap and Felix on your lap. LOL! Elisabet
Seanette Blaylock - 05 Mar 2004 02:51 GMT "Lisa Katt" <lisakatt99@hotmail.comkatt> had some very interesting things to say about Re: You move you lose:
>Seanette Blaylock skrev i meddelandet ... >>>No kidding! Persia loves the warm spot I just vacated on the sofa... no >>>amount of coaxing will get her to give it up without a (friendly) growl. >>Felix, DH, and I tend to all like the same spot on the sofa. :-) >I can see you stacking up - DH with you on his lap and Felix on your lap. >LOL! DH would go for that, but Felix isn't much of a lap cat, except occasionally.
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:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL Jette Goldie - 05 Mar 2004 22:57 GMT > >> Big mistake! I finished making coffee and returned to the living room > >> to find not one, not two, but all three cats now sacked out on my [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > No kidding! Persia loves the warm spot I just vacated on the sofa... no > amount of coaxing will get her to give it up without a (friendly) growl. I have a sheepskin on my chair - Apache and I have a daily discussion as to whose chair this is.
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Marina - 04 Mar 2004 14:39 GMT > Big mistake! I finished making coffee and returned to the living room > to find not one, not two, but all three cats now sacked out on my > chair. LOL! Ever since I've sat on them a few times *by mistake*, the cats won't sleep in my chair any longer, or if they do, they vacate it quickly when they see me approach it. I swear, I didn't sit on them on purpose, but of course, the cats think I am evil and will sit on them every chance I get. If Frank is sleeping on the bed and I go and sit down on the edge of the bed, he will get up and move if he thinks I sat down too close. It was a *mistake* for pity's sake! Give me a break already.
-- Marina, guilt-ridden and not allowed to forget
jmcquown - 04 Mar 2004 15:23 GMT >> Big mistake! I finished making coffee and returned to the living room >> to find not one, not two, but all three cats now sacked out on my [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > I sat down too close. It was a *mistake* for pity's sake! Give me a > break already. Funny, when I sit down on the bed, ostensibly to put on my hose and get ready for work, Persia insists on climbing onto my lap. Uh, dear, you need to move. MEOW! PURR. No, really, you need to move, I have to get ready for work. OW.. OW! Persia, come on, get off my legs. I have to stand up to get her off my lap.
Jill
Takayuki - 05 Mar 2004 01:28 GMT >LOL! Ever since I've sat on them a few times *by mistake*, the cats won't >sleep in my chair any longer, or if they do, they vacate it quickly when [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >he will get up and move if he thinks I sat down too close. It was a >*mistake* for pity's sake! Give me a break already. I love the part about you sitting on them every chance you get! But you've sat on both of them, and more than once? It must be those dark Finnish winters. :)
Marina - 05 Mar 2004 04:47 GMT > I love the part about you sitting on them every chance you get! But > you've sat on both of them, and more than once? It must be those dark > Finnish winters. :) It must be. I've sat on Nikki twice, but only once on Frank, and he is the one who will never let me forget.
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Adrian - 06 Mar 2004 14:24 GMT >> I love the part about you sitting on them every chance you get! But >> you've sat on both of them, and more than once? It must be those >> dark Finnish winters. :) > > It must be. I've sat on Nikki twice, but only once on Frank, and he > is the one who will never let me forget. You should pray that he hasn't told Waffles. ;-)
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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 06 Mar 2004 16:31 GMT >You should pray that he hasn't told Waffles. ;-) Waazat??? Wazzat???
Waffles (stirring from a nap)
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Marina - 06 Mar 2004 17:07 GMT > >You should pray that he hasn't told Waffles. ;-) > > Waazat??? Wazzat??? > > Waffles > (stirring from a nap) <backs off, talking in soothing voice> Nothing, nothing, Waffles, go back to sleep. Oh, you are soooo sleepy, sweet dreams! <turns and runs>
-- Marina
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 06 Mar 2004 17:14 GMT ><backs off, talking in soothing voice> Nothing, nothing, Waffles, go back to >sleep. Oh, you are soooo sleepy, sweet dreams! <turns and runs> > >-- >Marina Frank... Frank... I'm having a nightmare, I hear a strange voice - come and soothe me.
Purrs, Waffles
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Marina - 06 Mar 2004 17:25 GMT > Frank... Frank... I'm having a nightmare, I hear a strange voice - come and > soothe me. PUUURRRRR. Sweet dreams, my lovely lady. Don't worry, I'm punishing the hoomin severely for sitting on me. I will never let her forget that. You just come in my warm fuzzy arms and let me rock you to sleep. PPUUUURRRRR.
Yours, Frankie
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 06 Mar 2004 17:25 GMT >PUUURRRRR. Sweet dreams, my lovely lady. Don't worry, I'm punishing the >hoomin severely for sitting on me. I will never let her forget that. You >just come in my warm fuzzy arms and let me rock you to sleep. PPUUUURRRRR. > >Yours, >Frankie ***SHE SAT ON YOU?????***
(all of a sudden a one-eyed, black-furred lady cat wakes *instantly*)
Let me at her!!!! Let me at HER!!! (claws emerge, gleaming, *sharp* and at the ready. Tail lashes... ears flatten... tail increases to size and shape of a Christmas tree...)
Waffles (being very protective of her Finn)
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Marina - 06 Mar 2004 17:41 GMT > ***SHE SAT ON YOU?????*** > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Waffles > (being very protective of her Finn) My love, you are so beautiful when you are angry, but really, I have it in hand. Come back in my arms and let's take a nice nap together.
Purrs, Frankie, who would rather have some lovin' than some warrin'
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers - 06 Mar 2004 23:56 GMT >My love, you are so beautiful when you are angry, but really, I have it in >hand. Come back in my arms and let's take a nice nap together. > >Purrs, >Frankie, who would rather have some lovin' than some warrin' Oh all right then...
Move over and make some space ;-)
Purrs, Waffles
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