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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / February 2004Conversation with my cat
As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar? Cat: Gimme some of your chicken Me: No Cat: Dammit, gimme some of your chicken! Me: No. Cat: I have teeth. See how pointy they are? Me: Go away, fatass, it's my chicken. Cat: Please? I'll be your best friend. Me: Okay. Here. Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. f.ck you, I don't want any. Hugs and Purrs, Mark  SignatureProof of Sanity Forged Upon Request >Cat: Gimme some of your chicken >Me: No [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >Hugs and Purrs, >Mark ROFL! That's the best laugh I've had in two days. Sherry >As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar? > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >Hugs and Purrs, >Mark ROTFL don't know how many times Sammy has done this to me SignatureSteve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky stouchst@JUNKsirinet.net [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html > As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar? > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark Heh. Lurking in a.r.k. (waving) gets me double the Lots42 pet conversations. And that's a Flawless Victory if ever I've seen one. ------ Krista >Cat: Gimme some of your chicken >Me: No [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >Me: Okay. Here. >Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. f.ck you, I don't want any. LOL - *so* Marble, until the last line - he *never* refuses food of any kind - it's the only thing his single brain cell is designed to compute - food :-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o**l.c**$*$om$$ > As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar? > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Me: Okay. Here. > Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. f.ck you, I don't want any. =o) :: lewe ------------------------------------------------------------- lewemi at yahoo dot se || cat pics: photos.yahoo.com/lewemi Does this sound familiar? >...>snipped to appease news server.> > > Hugs and Purrs, > Mark Yes, indeed. We are very familiar with that dialog. Annie In news:BC5ADC08yf@comcast.net, Mark Edwards <Mark-Edwards@comcast.net> radiated into the WorldWideWait: > As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar? > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Me: Okay. Here. > Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. f.ck you, I don't want any. Oh my YES. Frequently. >As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar? > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >Me: Okay. Here. >Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. f.ck you, I don't want any. Sounds like Spicey, minus the rude word of couse. Suz Macmoosette Thank Heavens There's Only One =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. >Sounds like Spicey, minus the rude word of couse. >Suz Waffles can swear for England as an Olympic Sport. Normal target for such are 1. Marble 2. TED 3. Anyone who stops her from doing what she wants to do when she wants to do it. Cheers, helen s ;-) --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o**l.c**$*$om$$ > Waffles can swear for England as an Olympic Sport. Normal target for such are LOL! These foul-mouthed ladies! Nikki is an accomplished swearer too. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki >> Waffles can swear for England as an Olympic Sport. Normal target for such >are > >LOL! These foul-mouthed ladies! Nikki is an accomplished swearer too. Waffles tells me that when she talks dirty, it has an amazing effect on Frank. I stopped her from telling me any moreIt was too much information ;-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o**l.c**$*$om$$ > Waffles tells me that when she talks dirty, it has an amazing effect on Frank. > I stopped her from telling me any moreIt was too much information ;-) And I tried to asl Frank about Waffles and dirty talk but he just got this faraway look in his eyes and smug look on his little snout. ;o) Don't be surprised if you see a black-and-white cat with a beard hanging around your house tonight. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki >And I tried to asl Frank about Waffles and dirty talk but he just got this >faraway look in his eyes and smug look on his little snout. ;o) Don't be >surprised if you see a black-and-white cat with a beard hanging around your >house tonight. All I can say is Waffles has disappeared... the two of them must be up to something ;-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o**l.c**$*$om$$ >> Waffles can swear for England as an Olympic Sport. Normal target for >> such > are > > LOL! These foul-mouthed ladies! Nikki is an accomplished swearer too. Snoopy has been swearing every day since the boys arrived, two weeks ago, if she's not swearing she's grumbling. I sent off a film for processing a week ago, not back yet I hope it's not lost. SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy, Milo & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. > Snoopy has been swearing every day since the boys arrived, two weeks ago, if > she's not swearing she's grumbling. > I sent off a film for processing a week ago, not back yet I hope it's not > lost. Ooh, can't wait! Purrs that Snoopy calms down soon and accepts the boys. SignatureMarina, Frank and Nikki Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki |
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