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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / February 2004Ping: Yowie re: "The Lump"
Yowie - DH was going through the Christmas cards the other day and brought yours to me, questioning "What is 'the lump'?". I told him it was the the bareskinned Yowlet you are expecting. He said "Oh. Okay." but still walked away looking confused. Later, DH was on his computer and he turned to me and said "OK, I give up! What is a bare-skinned Yowlet? I've surfed the net all day and can't find it. Is it some kind of cat, or an owl of some sort?!". ROFL I almost died laughing!!!!! Once I regained my composure I carefully explained the true meaning of 'the lump' and "yowlet", to which he responded "Your cat people are SO WIERD!". LOL LOL!! Stacey :) In news:rJdWb.11576$um1.2141@twister.nyroc.rr.com, Stacey <stave508CATPOOP@rochester.rr.com> radiated into the WorldWideWait: > Yowie - > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > LOL LOL!! Yes? And his point is? Har. If DH think us cat people are wierd, don't tell him that by surfing back to the website home page of originator of "litterbox" cyber cat musicians recently posted which I enjoyed so much, I've discovered he has about 3 earlier songs of the cat band; some are not as good, some are just as funny. The dude who made this website is wierder than any of us! I don't wanna think about how he got those cats to yowl/growl like that. BTW: New commercials for Quizno's sub shops feature furry creations (can't tell if they're cat-like or not) singing, much like the far superior Viking Kittens videos we all know. : In news:rJdWb.11576$um1.2141@twister.nyroc.rr.com, : Stacey <stave508CATPOOP@rochester.rr.com> radiated into the [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] : : Yes? And his point is? You can tell he's not a daddy *grin*. It's just one of those things that they pick up on because Eve had been called a barekitten, barepuppy, bump, bread dough, and my particular favorite that I used nearly 99% of the time I referred to the little blessing towards the end was "parasite". Anyone remembering the "she's *still* pregnant" and HOW DILATED ARE YOU???? SHE SENT YOU HOME?!?!??! conversations understood why ;) Grace who was very pregnant and 6cm before they broke her water and induced labor. (Which made my mother a nervous wreck after I hit 4cm and continued to walk around for the next two weeks) > Yowie - > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Stacey :) > You can tell he's not a daddy *grin*. It's just one of those things that > they pick up on because Eve had been called a barekitten, barepuppy, [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > labor. (Which made my mother a nervous wreck after I hit 4cm and > continued to walk around for the next two weeks) *Parasite* is the word!!!! Got to see the birthing video last night. All I can say is OMG!!!!! And damn I hope my waters break naturally, those "membrane" hooks look like some horrid torture device from the 13th century. Oh, and the best comment I've gotten so far is someone looking at my tummy and saying "Oh really? I had *no idea* you were pregnant. Gosh you are carrying it well " I'm at 32 weeks, and damn it, I *show*. This stomach shape could not possibly be confused with plain old flab. Naturally, this comment came from a male of our species.... Yowie, who blames Joel for *all* of this! OH, and I've lost 200g over the course of the pregnancy - not bad, huh? > Yowie - > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > LOL LOL!! Oh this is *priceless*. Shoulda had a BW on it, not *beverage* warning but *bladder* warning, ROFLMAOPIMP is so much easier for me now.... :-) And my response to your DH is "well, *D'UH*, how long did it take you to figure *that* out????" Yowie, and the Yowlet temporarily re-named "Pele" for his incredibly precise, powerful, and repetative kicks directly to the bladder. > Shoulda had a BW on it, not *beverage* warning but *bladder* warning, > ROFLMAOPIMP is so much easier for me now.... :-) Ah yes, stress incontinence. Some of us don't need to be pregnant to experience this! Joyce >Yowie, and the Yowlet temporarily re-named "Pele" for his incredibly >precise, powerful, and repetative kicks directly to the bladder Ah ha ! a football/soccer player ;o) Suz Macmoosette Thank Heavens There's Only One =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. >> Yowie, and the Yowlet temporarily re-named "Pele" for his >> incredibly precise, powerful, and repetative kicks directly to the >> bladder > > Ah ha ! a football/soccer player ;o) Make up your mind. Is he going to play real Football or play that silly game where they run around in shorts? > >> Yowie, and the Yowlet temporarily re-named "Pele" for his > >> incredibly precise, powerful, and repetative kicks directly to the [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Make up your mind. Is he going to play real Football or play that > silly game where they run around in shorts? The only *real* footy game on earth, of course - Aussie Rules! :-) (He'll no doubt be tall enough....) Yowie ...Yowie, and the Yowlet temporarily re-named "Pele" for his > > >> incredibly precise, powerful, and repetative kicks directly to the > > >> bladder Yowie, Does it feel like he's swinging from your ribs while he uses your bladder as a trampoline? When I was pregnant, I felt like a piece of gymnastic equipment. Annie > ...Yowie, and the Yowlet temporarily re-named "Pele" for his >>>>> incredibly precise, powerful, and repetative kicks directly to >>>>> the bladder > Yowie, > Does it feel like he's swinging from your ribs while he uses your > bladder as a trampoline? When I was pregnant, I felt like a piece > of gymnastic equipment. Ah, that was just memories of *how* you got pregnant. >> Yowie, >> Does it feel like he's swinging from your ribs while he uses your >> bladder as a trampoline? When I was pregnant, I felt like a piece >> of gymnastic equipment. > >Ah, that was just memories of *how* you got pregnant. Gives a whole new meaning to the term "floor exercises" Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o**l.c**$*$om$$ > Make up your mind. Is he going to play real Football or play that > silly game where they run around in shorts? By the reference to shorts, I am assuming that by "real football" you mean American football. I don't think there is any such beast in Australia, where the Yowlet will spend his formative years. He will, however, have the choice of no fewer than 4 football codes - soccer (the World Game), Aussie Rules (my personal favourite - well muscled blokes in tight, tight shorts!), Rugby Union and Rugby League (I don't quite understand the difference between the two of these, but am assured there is a *huge* difference). Tish, who plays no football at all and understands very little about any of the codes. >By the reference to shorts, I am assuming that by "real football" you >mean American football. Ah that game played by wimps all dressed up in protective equipment. Unlike the game for real men - rugby! Ah yes, rugby where protective equipment consists of a set of gum guards for the teeth and a box for the area under the shorts. That's it even though you're going to have lots of other *big* blokes stamping on you with studded boots at a great rate of knots - and that's in a gentle game... Cheers, helen s ;-) --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o**l.c**$*$om$$ >"Your cat people are SO WIERD!". Au contraire mon ami - anyone who doesn't grasp what a Yowlet is must be incredibly *dumb* - but whaddya expect from a mere hoomin DH ;-) Purrs, Waffles :-) --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o**l.c**$*$om$$ Please thank your husband for the compliment! Best wishes,  SignaturePolonca & Soncek <snip>Once I regained my composure I carefully > explained the true meaning of 'the lump' and "yowlet", to which he responded > "Your cat people are SO WIERD!". > > LOL LOL!! > > Stacey :) Oh my goodness Howlet Yowlet, what a great laugh just what I needed Jean. > Yowie - > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Stacey :) |
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