He started this out to the song "Yellow Stain Blues" from the movie "The
Caine Mutiny," but Pine Cone being a cat and his own feline, the melody
quickly changed into something else.  I'll let you use your
imaginations.

The Tuna Place Blues

She's got the tuna place blues,
She's got the tuna place blues,
Made the world end and don't know what to do,
She's moanin' and groanin' way down to her shoes,
The fat wench has the tuna place blues.

She's lost days of work and the money for food.
She's bored and she's irked and in a foul mood.
She's got plenty of fat and she's sitting good,
But we've got the tuna place blues.

If she don't work we'll be skinny and mean.
She'll be wishing for milk and leavin' the scene.
We'll be yowling and howling with very loud screams.
We've got the tuna place blues.

It's cold and it's white, with very hard water
She shouldn't have done that, we're kitties not otters,
We don't like to slide upon that hard hard white water,
We've got the tuna place blues.

The fat wench gave us the tuna place blues.

Pam S. writing for Pine Cone esq.