*waves, falls over*

Anywho, Harvey escaped today. I still don't know how because my family conveys
details in some sort of secret underground Nazi-fighting code that makes no
sense to me or most of humanity.

I saw him perching over a red ant pile while taking the dogs out. So I try to
rush over there because I know what it's like to get bit.

But of course this is the moment Louie the dog choose to take a dump. So I'm
stuck.

Then he finishes and I rush over. Somehow my sister appears. And Harvey
casually walks over the car bumper and starts licking the condensation off of
it. (Despite having fresh water inside) Then his alien masters beamed him up to
the mothership. Okay, they didn't. My sister grabbed him and took him inside.