Hi, I'm Mischief!

Thread view:

Enable EMail Alerts

Start New Thread

Thread rating:

Mischief - 13 Jan 2004 18:39 GMT

Hello,

I've trained my slave finally to access this website. After months of
reading all the stories on Flippy's cat page, I finally can talk to
the famous cats of those stories.

Cap'n Pine Cone, care to have a queen on your crew? I excel at
jumping on kitchen counters and keyboards. I search for plunder in my
slave's dresser drawers, spilling out all the clothes in the process.
I even was able to sample some of her spaghetti sauce while it was
still on the stove! heeheeheeheehee

I share my human with this black tom, named Imp. He's a good friend,
but he's a total wimp. He always runs away from the humans, even
though I keep assuring him that I have them under control.

Feel free to read about my exploits,

www.geocities.com/krysfamulan/stories.html

take care,

Mischief

Reply to this Message

Lois Reay - 13 Jan 2004 21:11 GMT

Hi Mischief and welcome to this group.

Lois

> Hello,
>
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> Mischief

Reply to this Message

Tanada - 13 Jan 2004 22:01 GMT

> I've trained my slave finally to access this website. After months of
> reading all the stories on Flippy's cat page, I finally can talk to
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> but he's a total wimp. He always runs away from the humans, even
> though I keep assuring him that I have them under control.

Hi Mischief. We're in winter quarters right now, but we accept both
males and females in our crew. Our best fighters, Maya, Waffles, and
Nikki are all girls. Waffles and Nikki are excellent hunters, too.
Right now we're thinking about starting out own CATS air force. So,
think about strapping on a parachute and giving the air a go.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Reply to this Message

Steve Touchstone - 13 Jan 2004 22:43 GMT

>Hello,
>
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
>Mischief

Mischief, welcome to the group. It sometimes takes awhile to get the
hoomins to do what we want, but glad that you finally managed to get
Kristi over here. I'm sure you'll be able to pick up some ideas from
the stories of other hooligan cats here for some excellent b*st*rd c*t
tricks, and we're looking forward to learning more of your escapades.

Sounds like you've found a good home, even though you have to share
the attention with Imp, Fuzzy the hampster and Pandora and Twitty the
birds. Of course it's always nice to have someone you can blame stuff
on when an adventure goes wrong, and it sounds like Imp is the
purrfect patsy, he's probably already hiding under the bed anyway.
Anyway, popped over and read your stories, and enjoyed the pix of you
and your housemates - got a little hungry looking at the 'keets and
furry Fuzzy - had to take a break and go nibble a little kibble.

This is Sammy writing, and I live here in Oklahoma with Momma, Little
Bit, and our newest family member Rocky. Mom and I are very formal
looking felines, always dressed in black and white tuxedos, and Rocky
is a white tom cat with black spotches. He got the name Rocky from
the Rocky movies, since he spent most of his life fighting on the
streets he looks like an ex-boxer - and he's not the brightest cat in
the world either, so Mom and I tease him and tell him he's named after
Rocky in the later movies. We've also got a couple birds here and
we're not allowed to eat them either, though they're cockatiels
instead of parakeets. Anyhow, you can see a couple pix of us at the
web site in the sig, and since you found rpca through Flippy's site
you may have already read a little about us, since we have a couple
stories there.

Again, welcome to the site

Sammy and the Touchstone kittys

Signature

Steve Touchstone,
faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky

stouchst@JUNKsirinet.net [remove Junk for email]
Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html
Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html

Reply to this Message

Victor Martinez - 13 Jan 2004 23:33 GMT

Welcome Mischief!

Signature

Victor Martinez
Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM)
Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov
Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com

Reply to this Message

Mischief - 14 Jan 2004 06:16 GMT

Thanks, for the welcomes.

I'm taking a nap in the cat tree and working my powers of mind control
over my hoomin to write this.

In a moment or so, she and the other slave, (her "roommate", even
though they really don't share rooms) will get to sleep on my beds.
Yes, I have two beds to sleep on, and every night I have to share them
with my slaves.

Anyways, in a moment one of them will come over here and drag me out
of my comfy spot and toss me in the back and shut the door. The whole
point of this is so Imp and I can't get into the living room to check
out the birds and the hamster. It's SO unfair and somehow it's here
that my mind control powers are useless. (My powers tend to fade in
and out, so I have to result to other ways of getting my message
across. But even then my stupid hoomin doesn't get it.)

Does anyone here have to deal with a hoomin that likes to kick while
sleeping? SHEESH! I wonder if I'm all black and blue under my
gorgeous fur from all the times I've been kicked. *sigh*

Oh well, one day i hope to get my hoomin to sleep on the FLOOR!

Take care,

Mischief

Reply to this Message

polonca12000 - 14 Jan 2004 10:54 GMT

Welcome, Mischief! Why don't you get your hoomin to buy a bed just for you?
Best wishes,

Signature

Polonca & Soncek

<snip>> Oh well, one day i hope to get my hoomin to sleep on the FLOOR!

> Take care,
>
> Mischief

Reply to this Message

Marina - 14 Jan 2004 04:20 GMT

"Mischief" <krysfamulan@yahoo.com> wrote

> I've trained my slave finally to access this website. After months of
> reading all the stories on Flippy's cat page, I finally can talk to
> the famous cats of those stories.

Hi, Mischief, and welcome!

Signature

Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

Reply to this Message