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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / December 2003You're gonna love this one!
I hope you haven't seen this one yet, it's a hoot! What happens when you have: 1) nothing to do 2) a sharp knife 3) a large lime 4) a patient cat 5) too much tequila 6) and it's football season? ANSWER: (See Attachment) GO KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://community.webtv.net/MnSmileys/GOKITTIES As for what's happening at the Offutt Orphanage - I was down to a lovely 7 kittens, most nearly ready for adoption when I got blasted with 2 sets of 3 month olds this weekend. Now I have 13 that are 3 months old and 2 that are 2 months old. WAAAAAY too many for December!! But I keep plugging away at adoptions. The last litter that came made the total number of kittens taken in (not including adults) an even 800. Phew! ROFLMAO!!! That is hilariously funny!!! Purrs Angela and Gizmo > I hope you haven't seen this one yet, it's a hoot! > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > came made the total number of kittens taken in (not including adults) > an even 800. Phew! That is sooo funny!! But it can't be a lime, not being that big. I'm suggesting a Sweetie - a sweeter kind of grapefruit that is green on the outside turning yellow as it matures.  SignatureChristine in Vantaa, Finland christal63 (at) yahoo (dot) com photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63 The cat is looking rather cross. Great Pic! Thanks. > That is sooo funny!! But it can't be a lime, not being that big. I'm > suggesting a Sweetie - a sweeter kind of grapefruit that is green on the > outside turning yellow as it matures. > That is sooo funny!! But it can't be a lime, not being that big. I'm > suggesting a Sweetie - a sweeter kind of grapefruit that is green on the > outside turning yellow as it matures. Is that like a pomelo? We have pomelos here in Thailand, they are green on the outside and quite a bit bigger than a grapefruit. The peel in very thick and foamy white on the inside. The flesh is either yellow or pink and it tastes like a sweet grapefruit. I love pomelos and eat them all the time for breakfast. But I only buy the pre-peeled ones because it's such a hassle to peel off all that thick peel! -- Britta onqjvyfba@lnubb.pbz ROT13 to reply Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on Vino and "friends" album >>That is sooo funny!! But it can't be a lime, not being that big. I'm >>suggesting a Sweetie - a sweeter kind of grapefruit that is green on the [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > for breakfast. But I only buy the pre-peeled ones because it's such a > hassle to peel off all that thick peel! No, a pomelo is another fruit. The sweetie is IIRC about the same size, or a little smaller than a normal grapefruit. And the pomelo, like you said, bigger than the grapefruit. But of course it could be a pomelo-helmet the cat is wearing too... just not a lime one, unless it was a teeny weeny kitten, as limes tend to be smaller than lemons. And besides, limes are a darker green too. Going a bit OT with all these citrus fruits, but there still is a cat in there, with the fruit-peel helmet... :) SignatureChristine in Vantaa, Finland christal63 (at) yahoo (dot) com photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63 Lisa ^..^ wrote: > I hope you haven't seen this one yet, it's a hoot! > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/MnSmileys/GOKITTIES Great pic. But I have a feeling you're gonna pay the price when you least expect it for doing it to kitty ;) Well, I certainly can't recognize *that* as any of my Denver Broncos! What NFL team has lime-green helmets? Maybe Packers....The sour look and whiskers could be anybody, however. ROFL. : Lisa ^..^ wrote: : > I hope you haven't seen this one yet, it's a hoot! [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] : Great pic. But I have a feeling you're gonna pay the price when you : least expect it for doing it to kitty ;) > Well, I certainly can't recognize *that* as any of my Denver Broncos! What > NFL team has lime-green helmets? Maybe Packers....The sour look and whiskers [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > : Great pic. But I have a feeling you're gonna pay the price when you > : least expect it for doing it to kitty ;) Golly, I laughed a lot at that pic. You will however be made to regret it some day, when the cat sees the photo on a website. My rule for margaritas: Always cut up ALL the limes before you have the first drink! It helps keep all your fingers attached. > I hope you haven't seen this one yet, it's a hoot! > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/MnSmileys/GOKITTIES Only a persian would put up with that!! Joyce > I hope you haven't seen this one yet, it's a hoot! > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/MnSmileys/GOKITTIES You are going to pay for that - there is patient, and there is p*ssed off! SignatureJette Goldie jette@blueyonder.co.uk Apache and Dakota http://www.jette.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/kitties.html > I hope you haven't seen this one yet, it's a hoot! > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > December!! But I keep plugging away at adoptions. The last litter that > came made the total number of kittens taken in (not including adults) an even 800. Phew! this message should've had a beverage warning! Too funny! Brenda > I hope you haven't seen this one yet, it's a hoot! > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > http://community.webtv.net/MnSmileys/GOKITTIES Oh, my God. The Death Stare. Mark my words, that cat was just waiting for the person who did that to get a little looped and let his/her guard down for half a second. > As for what's happening at the Offutt Orphanage - I was down to a > lovely 7 kittens, most nearly ready for adoption when I got blasted [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > came made the total number of kittens taken in (not including adults) > an even 800. Phew! > I hope you haven't seen this one yet, it's a hoot! > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > came made the total number of kittens taken in (not including adults) > an even 800. Phew! ROFL! Poor kitty! ------ Krista Who is having Mike send adoption purrs right away whew! and I thoughtmy tally of a103 foster kids was good {hooman] you just swamped me good lock and a happy and peaceful xmas[tongue in cheek Jean P. Lisa ^..^ <MnSmileys@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:d3d0874.0312081817.42245b9c@posting.google.com... > I hope you haven't seen this one yet, it's a hoot! > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > came made the total number of kittens taken in (not including adults) > an even 800. Phew! |
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