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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / September 2005Better Than Coffee
Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure wakes up slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her struggling to make that smelly hot water she drinks every morning. She says its caffee and she needs it to wakes up. Now I know I wakes up hungry. And Mom usually give me plenty of breakfast cereal and fresh water to start my day. But nothing wakes me up like a fresh, wiggly, warm mousie. I caught a nice fresh one and saw Mom still was stumbling about so thought I'd share my morning wake up routine with her. It worked! She brightened up right away and joined in the chase! Started talking to me too. Then Jake came in to see what was what. I decided since the mousie was having such a good effect on Mom, maybe Dad would like to play too. But Mom didn't want to share. Then Jake grabbed the Mousie and headed back out. That was MY mousie and I was waking up Mommy. Jake is just a dumb stupid guy. Doesn't understand the finer points of anything. I'll have to try again to explain it to him. Meanwhile, wonder if Mousie had a family? Molly. Huntress Extradorniare. > Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure wakes up > slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her struggling to make [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Molly. Huntress Extradorniare. Hmmm. It a bad idea to wake meowmie up wiv a mousie here. Specially now she av to get up at 6.45 for work. Dats wen she needs cupsa tea despratly. I save der mousies to show er for wen she get home, den she pleased. She not pleased at all if I show her dem first fing in der morning. I not no why. Boyfriend >> Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure wakes up >> slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her struggling to make [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > >Boyfriend I gave my mommy a mousie in bed one day. A LIVE mousie. She screamed and jumped, and the mousie went flying away, and I couldn't find it again. Waste of a lovely mousie. :P Love, Stinky Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >>> Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure wakes up >>> slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her struggling to make [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > Love, > Stinky Dat sad. Sumtimes I wunder wevver meowmies appreechiate mousies at all :-( Boyfie >>> Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure >>> wakes up slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > Love, > Stinky Sum hoomins kan be so darft. Purrs, Baggy >>> Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure >>> wakes up slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > Love, > Stinky I's askeered of da live mousies! I wuld not be a gud mousie hunter. But I's furry gud at ketching da crickets. Dey bownses! Persia >>>> Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure >>>> wakes up slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > Persia Hahahaha. How can yoo be scared of der mousies?? Maybe yore prob is dat you dint av Kitty FC to teech yoo ow. Dis is wot yoo do. Yoo catch dem. It easy to get dem wen KFC shows yoo ow. Den you crunch ard on der back of dem and den you ete dem. Rite down der froat. Yummy. Den meowmie cum ome and gives yoo der kitty food. Den you turn yore nose up at it coz yoor full with der mousies. Dats wen meowmie gets out the kittytreats coz she finks I might be poorly!!! Hahaha. Boyfriend whose big interest is moths at the present time..(meowmie) >>>>> Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure >>>>> wakes up slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > Boyfriend > whose big interest is moths at the present time..(meowmie) Hey Junior, don't forget "the presentation of the remains" If you haves a slave, you needs to arrange the head, tail and any other remains of a mousie in the middle of the doorstep. Its an ancient and important ritual. I thinks maybe it keeps the other cats away from your slave. Molly >>>>>> Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure >>>>>> wakes up slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her [quoted text clipped - 48 lines] > >Molly I put them in Mommy's shoes. Love, Stinky Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com On Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:33:56 -0400, wrote: Is this group about cat jokes? - GIT-R-DONE! > On Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:33:56 -0400, wrote: > > Is this group about cat jokes? > - > > GIT-R-DONE! Look up the word joke. Look up the work anecdote. Get a life. >> On Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:33:56 -0400, wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Look up the word joke. Look up the work anecdote. Get a life. Sorry. That was bitchy. Haven't had my morning mouse yet. Jo On Thu, 8 Sep 2005 13:30:04 -0700, wrote: >>> On Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:33:56 -0400, wrote: >>> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >Jo OK, I retract my last post. So is it about cat jokes or what? BTW...What time do you wake up? - GIT-R-DONE! >>> On Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:33:56 -0400, wrote: >>> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Jo You're feeding a troll. This isn't the first group its hit.  SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk On Thu, 8 Sep 2005 22:18:14 +0100, wrote: >>>> On Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:33:56 -0400, wrote: >>>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >You're feeding a troll. This isn't the first group its hit. And who the hell are you? Some kind of Troll expert? You're a clueless twat. okbye - GIT-R-DONE! >>> Look up the word joke. Look up the work anecdote. Get a life. >>> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > You're feeding a troll. This isn't the first group its hit. Yeah, I know. And I know better. Gotta work on my self control. Jo On Thu, 8 Sep 2005 16:27:10 -0700, wrote: >>>> Look up the word joke. Look up the work anecdote. Get a life. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Jo What's a troll? Someone who you don't agree with? The folks in the cat behavior froup invited a bunch of us over here. - GIT-R-DONE! >>>> Look up the word joke. Look up the work anecdote. Get a life. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Jo How come coffee and cats in this post? Is this a fun group? I'm not understanding. OKBYE On Thu, 8 Sep 2005 13:26:15 -0700, wrote: >> On Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:33:56 -0400, wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Look up the word joke. Look up the work anecdote. Get a life. Are you being a smart a.s? because I have delt with better than you. Fire away cupcake. - GIT-R-DONE! >>>> Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure >>>> wakes up slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > >Persia Dear Miss Persia, May I ask you a question? Are you scared of the skwerls too? I love to catch bugs. I catch the flying ones, too. I go straight up and SNAP!! I am not a kitten anymore, but I can still jump very high. Love, Stinky Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >>>>> Well, Mom was up when we wanted OUT this morning, but she sure >>>>> wakes up slow. I decided she needed some help when I saw her [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > Love, > Stinky Deer Stinky, I's not skeered of da skwerls but dey doan come inna howse. Sumtimes da mousies try to come inna howse. Mommy sayd dey do dat when it's furry cold onna OUT. I shud unnerstand dat - it wuz furry cold onna out when Mommy let me inna howse. But I doan wan her lettin in da mousies or da skwerls! Dem bugses are fun. I catch da flying ones, too! Persia >I's askeered of da live mousies! I wuld not be a gud mousie hunter. But >I's furry gud at ketching da crickets. Dey bownses! I cn get lotsa crikets when I goes doun inna celler. An sometims mousies too. I eats up all der crikets an leeves der legs, but der mousies I jus bring up an play wid. Me'n Will chases dem all ober. Den dey hides, an a fuw days later Paw hasta sniff dem out. Will an me laffs cuz his sniffer is no good, so he taks a long time to find 'em. (dis is der fust lettr frm) Heidi (an Will helpded sum, cuz he's older an noes mor wurds) |
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