Purrs for a speedy wart removal pleeze.

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Charlie Wilkes - 01 Sep 2005 16:05 GMT

I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even so...
I could sure use some purrs.

Charlie

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Mark Edwards - 01 Sep 2005 16:21 GMT

No cluons were harmed when Charlie Wilkes
<charlie_wilkes@users.easynews.com> wrote:

>I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even
>so...
>I could sure use some purrs.

That's not a wart - it's a brain tumor. Have you tried Drano?

Or it *might* be your penis, in which case, just scrape it off with a
sharp knife. Damn thing'll cause you no end of trouble, otherwise
(evil grin).

Sorry, Charlie, I just couldn't resist...

Mark Edwards

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J. Warrick - 01 Sep 2005 17:40 GMT

> No cluons were harmed when Charlie Wilkes
> <charlie_wilkes@users.easynews.com> wrote:
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>
> Sorry, Charlie, I just couldn't resist...

You should be sorry ! that was not very nice. Warts can be
very painful.

Purrz for Charlie Wilkes' successful wart removal.

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mlbriggs - 01 Sep 2005 19:15 GMT

> I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even so... I
> could sure use some purrs.
>
> Charlie

See a dermatologist.

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Christina Websell - 02 Sep 2005 21:21 GMT

>> I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even so... I
>> could sure use some purrs.
>>
>> Charlie
>
> See a dermatologist.

One who will chop off the offending part with no anaesthetic, preferably, so
you can see what it feels like.

Tweed

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Charlie Wilkes - 03 Sep 2005 02:49 GMT

>>> I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even so... I
>>> could sure use some purrs.
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>
>Tweed

Oh, look, Chrissie is trolling me. Cute.

If I cut off my ear with no anesthetic and mail it to you, will you
love me Chrissie?

I'll pack it in dry ice so it stays nice and fresh. You can nibble on
it while you whisper sweet nothings.

Charlie

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