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Cat Forum / General Topics / October 2005Does Tom Bishop from rec.arts.poems have sex with cats?
Inquiring minds -- and the SPCA -- want to know. <plonk> Yes, Alex "Dink" Cain asks really stupid questions.  Signaturehttp://Clitin.Com *The Pussy Poetry Palace* *** MORE THAN 150 meg FREE Usenet PORNetry *** (in > 80 "hands free" slideshows) with poetry from famous poets (soon) > "Citizen Kane" <nothinghere@changed.my.address.due.to.a.moron.troll.invalid> wrote in message > news:46375$434179bc$a666595f$8929@ALLTEL.NET... > > Yes, >> "Citizen Kane" > <nothinghere@changed.my.address.due.to.a.moron.troll.invalid> wrote in [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> Yes, > Signaturehttp://Clitin.Com *The Pussy Poetry Palace* *** MORE THAN 150 meg FREE Usenet PORNetry *** (in > 80 "hands free" slideshows) with poetry from famous poets (soon) > >> Yes, You are a pissant. What is this doing for you. It gets me clicks but you it only makes to look a fool. I had 25 years with major software companies. I surely made them millions on the software I produced for them, and grossed over a million in my career, no big deal, but not bad for a H.S. grad, no college. You say you have a BA in liberal arts.... So? Sounds like you are a loser, but maybe not. You post like one. Anyone that follows Will Dockery must be a loser. Signaturehttp://Clitin.Com *The Pussy Poetry Palace* *** MORE THAN 150 meg FREE Usenet PORNetry *** (in > 80 "hands free" slideshows) with poetry from famous poets (soon) > "Citizen Kane" <nothinghere@changed.my.address.due.to.a.moron.troll.invalid> wrote in message > news:c04e8$4342c40b$a6666858$14971@ALLTEL.NET... > > you look a fool. > > loser, > You post like one Stuffit, moron. Signaturehttp://Clitin.Com *The Pussy Poetry Palace* *** MORE THAN 150 meg FREE Usenet PORNetry *** (in > 80 "hands free" slideshows) with poetry from famous poets (soon) >You are a pissant. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >in my career, no big deal, but not bad for a H.S. > grad, no college. Anybody can make sh.t claims on usenet. I see you as a burger flipper. >You say you have a BA in liberal arts.... So? > >Sounds like you are a loser, but maybe not. >You post like one. > >Anyone that follows Will Dockery must be a loser. And here you are. >>You are a pissant. >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Anybody can make sh.t claims on usenet. Anyone can also share truths of their life. I said I didn't have a college education. If I was lying, why wouldn't I give myself a degree. > I see you as a burger flipper. The 4 years I worked for Oracle grossed me 1/2 million in salary alone. Why would I flip burgers except at my barbeques (where I never used burgers, only Lamb, Beef and Fish, etc...Tandoori is nice.) I hardly ever eat ground meat of any kind. >>You say you have a BA in liberal arts.... So? >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > And here you are. I don't follow Will, stating the same inane thing time after time. Will knows how I feel about his /attempts/. I even insist he isn't a poet but a performance artist and almost refuse to read his /artsy/ postings. How is /that/ following Will in the context that I implied? Whose sock are you? >>>You are a pissant. >>> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >If I was lying, why wouldn't I give myself >a degree. It's usenet, We can all lie here. >> I see you as a burger flipper. > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >I hardly ever eat ground meat of any kind. Can't afford it on minimum wage? >>>You say you have a BA in liberal arts.... So? >>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >I don't follow Will, stating the same inane thing time after time. >Will knows how I feel about his /attempts/. Then why post it? >I even insist he isn't a poet but a performance artist >and almost refuse to read his /artsy/ postings. How is /that/ following Will >in the context that I implied? > >Whose sock are you? Can ya guess? >>Whose sock are you? Only a minimum wage burger flipper would ask. If you were such a computer genius making millions of dollars you wouldn't need to. *BUSTED* > I don't follow Will, stating the same inane thing time after time. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| You go to war with the liars you have, not the liars you want. -- Stuart Leichter http://scrawlmark.org why do you respond to trolls all you do is give them the attention they want > why do you respond to trolls all you do is give them the attention they want There was an old Bishop whose cat Became unaccountably flat When the Bishop's attention (Or did we not mention?) Strayed somewhat from where he was at. Believe me, we (r.a.p.) do /not/ give him the attention he /wants/. And he's more of an autistic psychopath (Type III, Princess) than a troll; trolls are mildly amusing. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| You go to war with the liars you have, not the liars you want. -- Stuart Leichter http://scrawlmark.org > There was an old Bishop whose cat... That gets saved in my limericks file. Thanks! >> There was an old Bishop whose cat... > > That gets saved in my limericks file. Thanks! ~\__:o) There are limerick newsgroups that make hammus look lammus... Signaturehttp://Clitin.com **** FREE Usenet PORN **** > There are limerick newsgroups that make hammus > look lammus... Tried 'em, have you? You'll /like/ 'em. They'll say you're grrrrrrEAT! But that would be called "voting," not "poetry." You know, "Laureate Syndrome." Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| You go to war with the liars you have, not the liars you want. -- Stuart Leichter http://scrawlmark.org >> There are limerick newsgroups that make hammus >> look lammus... I didn't write this. >>> There are limerick newsgroups that make hammus >>> look lammus... >>> > I didn't write this. Thass okay. I didn't write this, either. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| You go to war with the liars you have, not the liars you want. -- Stuart Leichter http://scrawlmark.org > Inquiring minds -- and the SPCA -- want to know. If it's any indication, Bishop Tommy keeps Assuming The Position and begging, of course. But one could conclude merely from local observation that the Bishop's claims are biased, if not downright fraudulent. There is the chronic Fruit Loop he forms with Dockery, but the case requires determining if Dockery is really the Cool Cat he claims to be. And Barbara's Cat, e.g., keeps kneeing him in the nose. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| You go to war with the liars you have, not the liars you want. -- Stuart Leichter http://scrawlmark.org "The place my garden blooms, (Giddy ~ up!) My Inner Room, (Giddy ~ up!) Dog ~ eared school fears Disappear. How fond my ages, turned ~ Knowledge smartly learned. (Giddy ~ up!) One day, my toes, Snowy cold, Tip toe barefoot, Go, Knock ~ Knock, My cradle rocks. Giddy ~ up ~ ! A lesson old ~ Soul barefoot, bold, Bears love's gifts, Nifty, spiffy me." ~ Twittering "Absinthe, LSD, the spinning globe resolved, Duplicate time. The odds, for an evening, What, playing field, leveled, Or moon beam balanced, grinning ~ ?" ~ Buchanan "Taste and See ~ The Song of Farewell, sung in Paradisum, Panis Angelicus, on eagle's wings." ~ White Stag "Noh a.s les, Is that, like, Noh Theatre ~ ?" ~ Folly "Here is a myst'ry About a little fir tree. Owl says it's his tree, And Kanga says it's her tree. 'Which doesn't makes sense,' Said Pooh, 'Because Kanga doesn't live in a tree.'" ~ AA Milne, >From "The House at Pooh Corner" [p. 236-7] "Quit posting that bullshit ~ ! The only good thing from Pooh Corner Is this, you say. I disagree ... Because Who hoots happily from a tree, Says, O, Look at me, O, I hoot so happily ~ ! "Q"Q"Q"Q"Q"Q"Q"Q"Q" o'o'o'o'o'o'o'o'o'o'o'o'o'o'o' Here is a myst'ry Not easily understood, In the mysterious myst, Shadowy mysteriousness Of The Deep Noir Wood." ~ Black Chalk "Within The Borderlands of Dementia, Near the corner of Berkley, Boston, South End, in days of yore, there lived a richly endowed Gentleman By the name of John Martin. In one of the magnetic fields Near, on nearby Chandler Street, lived Kelsey Fleming, In whose redbrick townhouse, Stood a very curious object, A large moor ~ stone rock, shaped by nature so much Like an ancient Gothic church with a Watch Tower, That it was known among the country's people For miles round by the name of The Pixilated Cathedral, As well, there was An etching by Antoine Artaud & Jean Cocteau ~ The Theatre of Madness, The Theater and The Double And three blocks farther over, toward the north, Lived Twittering @ 93 Waltham Street. These are the Tales Of those Silly Wags and their Wilde Salad Daze." ~ Elfin Anne Badways, >From "A Peep at the Winn Dixie, Driving My Rabbit To Pick Up Fixin's for Supper" ~ * ~ "As for myself, yeah.... ....I'm a bit of a slave to the stop ~ Watch Also......... Slow days, Fast days, Long days, short days.......but I Seem to always want to gauge myself With a measured distance And a watch." ~ Lee Carkenord "Ask Gotts Chalk." ~ Edith "The Good, The Bad And The Ugly." ~ Black Chalk "Walking The Dog." ~ Arrowroot "Walk Like an Egyptian." ~ Merryvale "How far North, Your vexed robotic rabbit roving ~ ?" ~ Adelsheim "Mating Hedgehogs? Squeak, Squeak, Squeak! Something's having a 'very' Tough Time in Me Garden." ~ //!! "Hedgehog nice." ~ Folly "My squeaky toy, Where ~ ?" ~ Twittering "The Lucasian Chair ~ *Is Mine Forever* Live wit it............! Logic, Logic, Logic ~ ! *Is Mine Forever* Live wit it! Logic, Logic, Logic ~ !" ~ //!! "Robotic, Robotic, Robotic ~ ! A lively semiotic, My heart belongs to you ~ Small, Medium, Large, & O, My Gosh ~ Logic, Logic, Logic ~ ! Love, Thy will be done, *Be Mine Forever* Letters, words, lines, Make parabolic paragraphs Link my story up ~ >From here, where My Eternal Libraire Chaire See The Shimmer Sea ... Robotic, Robotic, Robotic ~ Logic, Logic, Logic ~ ! The Energizer Bunny's All wound up, O, my lively semi ~ idiotic Rabbit's all frantic, fast forward in a tizzy ~ !" ~ Twittering ~ * ~ _________________________________________________ Manner Gone By Creative Substances Of ~ Of TRADITION of FAMILY Of ~ Of _________________________________________________ Far From Through ~ ~ Of Typography Right, Another Family of Logo ~ __________________________________________________ !*The Over Night Noir, A Vault ~ * ~ Overnight Music ~ "The Calder Circus Awakens ~ En Noir" ~ * Cirque Zoom Circus Theater * ~ "'The Tales of Calder's Circus' Is a star of the Western Opera Canon, But it's also a dark opera, with a confused history, One Twittering composed For three months before opening, Inviting many Noir singers ..." "Overnight Music ~ Explore the overnight world of music With WNYC. These are the hours When fancy takes flight, and anything classical goes, >From songs of the Troubadours And dances of the Renaissance to well ~ known favorites, Opera and oratorio, the avant-garde, Even some jazz, And many pieces you won't hear Anywhere else." ~ WNYC [www.wnyc.org] ` * ~ ___________________________________________________ ~ * Le Mouse meets A Deuce Coupe de Mooses ~ *! Alexander Calder (1898 ~ 1976) Calder's Circus, 1926 ~ 31 The Whitney Museum of American Art Mixed media ~ Wire, wood, metal, cloth, yarn, paper, Cardboard, leather, string, rubber tubing, corks, Buttons, rhinestones, pipe cleaners, & bottle caps. 54 x 94 1/4 x 94 1/4 in. (137.2 x 239.4 x 239.4 cm) http://www.whitney.org/american_voices/540/ ` * ~ ___________________________________________________ The Western Edge ~ Theatre of The Sphere de Wood Shakespeare Of Production of Morning ~ In Addition to Central ___________________________________________________ * Arts of Continuation * Embrumant Occupies * It Is a Star * ___________________________________________________ * ~ * ~ "The Mystery of Irma Vep & Fob And shorter bursting gamma rays solved ~ I thought it fairly odd, Quite frankly, charming f.cking weird, When giddy mice on wings appeared, Flying from the foggy Bog, abducted Me, their wily seduction, their laughter Rattling forest leaves, a haunting on Hallow's Eve, Too giddy for any good ~ One dark night, the night I foraged I ingested, Absinthe, LSD, THC, The night The Spinning Celestial Globe resolved, Triple time, by Triple Sec chased, revolved. The odds, for any evening, Such as that, what ~ ? Playing field, leveled, Or moon beam balanced, grinning Out of season ~ ? If so, for what silly reason, For what Philosophical Raison D'etre ~ ? ~ Shy Buck "Taste and See ~ The Song of Farewell, sung in Paradisum, Panis Angelicus, on eagle's wings." ~ White Stag "No squirrel went abroad." ~ Folly "One day, my toes, Snowy cold, Tip toe barefoot, Go, Knock ~ Knock, My cradle rocks. Giddy ~ up ~ ! A lesson old ~ Soul barefoot, bold, Bears love's gifts, Nifty, spiffy me, adrift, Comes a courting, Adrift, seeking scenes >From another life ~ By land, or by sea, Forging fountains, Climbing mountains, For you, I seek, For you, I know, For you, I swim The Shimmering Sea. Barefoot, tip toe, My ten toes go, For you, I seek, You, my ten cold toes Know ~ Peep, sleep, Peep ~ ! O, warm me up, O, Peppermint, O, You, us, I know. I am Lettersnow." ~ Twittering "No squirrel went abroad. I own my own spruce In fair Morning Wood. A broad perspective, My view, Morning Wood. My archive, riffled By needles pine, fine Breeze whistles my spruce, My echo, echoes me Hear, I know, I see ~ No squirrel went abroad. >From my spruce, my view Broad and fair, known Truth Earned I, my travels, Our travails, our trails, Twittering and I Looking earnestly Fearlessly searching For Leonardo, >From my perch, my spruce, My own hard ~ earned, O, I know The Whole Truth. No squirrel went abroad. Perspective, all mine, My fine mind, says Mum, Non Pareil and broad. Folly is my name. I am a goose, too." ~ Folly "A very, very wise Goose, too, Folly, You are." ~ Mum "Very pretty goose, too, Perched so prettily In your spruce tree." ~ Capsicum "As wise As Who ~ ?" ~ Folly "As wise As Who, As pretty As Twittering ~ ?" ~ Folly "O, yes." ~ Mum & Capsicum "I do Do my best." ~ Folly > "A very, very wise > Goose, too, Folly, [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > As Who ~ ?" > ~ Folly http://www.mbr-pwrc.usgs.gov/id/framlst/i1782id.html > "No squirrel went abroad. > I own my own spruce [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > I am a goose, too." > ~ Folly http://archives.cnn.com/2001/COMMUNITY/08/30/adams/ That's a quickie, but he has a book, too. "For a hanging, the knot of the rope is typically placed under or just behind the ear. As the blow when the condemned drops to the end of the rope is supposed to break the neck (for modern "long-drop" hangings), this knot can add additional striking force against the head and neck. The knot is non-jamming but tends to resist attempts to loosen it. For safety reasons, this knot should never be placed around a person's neck. (This warning applies to many types of knot) Canonical Name ~ Hangman's knot." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangman%27s_knot The limits of words ... This has what to do with cats > This has what to do with cats I just noticed that. My earrings are black cats and it's a new moon this Halloween. My cat is black calico, his stripes show in a certain light, therefore, he's really a dark, dark brown and black; soft and healthy. My knight, sturdy, strong, and pampered like a king. X Cats ~ I just noticed that. My earrings are black cats and it's a new moon this Halloween. My cat is black calico, his stripes show in a certain light, therefore, he's really a dark, dark brown and black; soft and healthy. My knight, sturdy, strong, and pampered like a king." ~ Sherrie Lee "O, but what Of your penguin, Puffin Prancer's ardent Romancer ~ ? ~ The Axelated Isomer "It is now ~ 9 pm Oct 6,2005 Eastern Time Cool! .. How did the following manage to occur ? ... there is the following list in temporal sequence !!!! See below." ~ Raving ~ * La Dance, Dancing Dancers Dew, Too ~ ! ~ * ~ Thought I could manage without meds by J. Clarke - 119 messages - 13 authors Oct 7 <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Death with Dignity? by O'Hush - 3 new of 14 messages - 7 authors 8:12pm University: how do I fidget RESPECTFULLY by funkers11 - 1 new of 24 messages - 9 authors 7:40pm ASAD quote 2/18/00 (repeat) by Sumbuny - 1 new of 8 messages - 4 authors 6:23pm 7.8% of US kids ADHD by Sumbuny - 1 new of 26 messages - 11 authors 6:22pm" ~ * ~ ~ * La Dance, Dancing Dancers Dew, Too ~ ! "Prismatic Ice Shatters glass Pieces Parting Prismatic light's spectrum ..." ~ The Annotator "Concerning Museum Culture, The following article says ~ 'In Defense of Mandarins & Mandrakes.'" ~ Aesthete "The Love of 3 Oranges, O, I know ..." ~ Twittering "Raving, what dancer, you, What dance, you dance, feverishly waving Or riding your wave's rave Tunnel, hangin' ten ~ ?" ~ Folly "My dear Pooh, This performance stands As a remarkable introduction to contrary Contrapuntal counterpoint ~ As a fine classical introduction To The High Contradictions." ~ Suzanne Farrell "o, alas, ~ Twittering ~ Le danseur, en Le Box de Musique, Please put back." ~ Mum "Know ~ !" ~ Twittering "o, alas, Again, I ask ~ Twittering ~ Le danseur, en Le Box de Musique, Please put back." ~ Mum "Know ~ ! All the Ones I love, Hear ~ Here inside My Box de Le Musique." ~ Twittering "~ and, Because you very good with choreography Of long words and works I am sure that It Is him, is ~ aa Milne, Dancing ... Of The Room of The Corner of Pooh Set Against Thee ~ Of The High Diction Of ~ Something A dance, A very high romance, a very serious, If ..." ~ Dr. AE "Canonical Name ~ Hangman's knot. The limits Of words ..." ~ Sheriff Blair "This has what To do with cats." ~ Retail "!Retaliation!" ~ Mum > This has what to do with cats Poe, was it(?), and a story about a hanged cat? Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| You go to war with the liars you have, not the liars you want. -- Stuart Leichter http://scrawlmark.org > "For a hanging, > the knot of the rope is typically placed under [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangman%27s_knot Good safety tip. 1. Never point a gun at anyone you don't intend to shoot. 2. Never put a hangman's noose around anybody's neck who you don't intend to hang. Double-A Canonical Name ~ Hangman's knot. "Good safety tip. 1. Never point a gun at anyone You don't intend to shoot. 2. Never put a hangman's noose Around anybody's neck you don't Intend to hang." ~ Double-A ~ * The Penguin Cafe Caters Caffeinated Pepper Mints On Ludes * ~ World Famous Caffeinated Candy Top Rated Pampering Service [4myIsonly] www.peppermints.com ~ * ~ "?Raving ~ Not Quite Minded? ?If so, Tummy ache, or Scratchy eyes? ?Comfy?" ~ Folly "Try Comfrey." ~ Mer Loleil "Tits for Tails ~ For what ails, Try Ginger Ale. O, Visible Trace of Death Entrancers Romance you, Trail the tracks of your tears ~ Truth to Tell, or Dare If The Faire cooks up A Costly Comedy, say, Milton Bradley Teams up with Mattel ~ ? Tres slick technology, 24 ~ Hour Suite Of Hospitality, well appointed, stocked, & chomping @ The Byte. Slit split sits next to you. O, How are you, today, your view Varies voraciously my Virtue, O, Don't you know ~ ? Tackle my tail, or I'll tattle on your Indifference, your sacrosanct Un ~ Silly Unsullied Sensibility." ~ Sir Cumference "Move along forward little Twittering doggie. I need some inspiration. Mine is seriously flagging. Shine, Twittering One, shine ..." ~ Raving "Rawhide, After dinner at The Ponderosa, Doing cartwheels, shooting up, or snorting, Gun smoke ~?" ~ Twittering "The Shining, O, not to worry, RAVING, A Straub Light, our torch song trilogy ~ Bone Naught for The Rotten Forsaken Misbegotten ~ !" ~ Folly "Stand by me, A ROCK, a river, belly up, a HARD place." ~ Twittering "Unholy Growl Oars, by arcing, row by ..." ~ Trefethen [... ambience of perfect light Delights Penguin, Puckering a kiss for Puffin, after gulping lemon ~ aide, All a daze, frankly quite amazed, over a glazed Éclair, On premiere at The Peppermint Purple Café, An exceptionally Perfect Dessert buffet, ponders Penguin, Poring over Crème Brulee, Caramel de Cacao, & O, la la la la, O, O, La Crenellated Crème de la Crème] "Bidirectional stress bisects The Forest. Scissors, Rock, or Paper ~ ? Unwrap your candid caper. Conical or pointed, your Top Hat, too, not Put too fine a Power Point on it, Here's A Riddle ~ I howl. A flood of darkness drinks Me up. Ink spatter, or madder hatter, drunk me up. Arachnid, slouching, on the prowl, squiggly octopus, Or 2 ~ Part Invention, over toppled ~ ?" ~ Trefethen "Or a Double ~ Ice ~` Cream Soda, Topped By whipped crème, A maraschino cherry, jitter bugging Jubilantly ... Cherries Jubilee, As my beloved Grandmother Used to say ~ ! Who gave me Pooh, Alice, et al, even if Aunt Helen first to me my Alice, And none, Not one, Pooh." ~ Twittering nightbat wrote > > "For a hanging, > > the knot of the rope is typically placed under [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangman%27s_knot > Double-A > Good safety tip. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Double-A nightbat Another good safety tips. 1. Never leave snack crumbs on the bed least your lover kick you out of bed. 2. Never ask your lovie her age but always remember her birthday. ponder on, the nightbat |
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